The Maltese Bippy (1969)
Dick Martin: Ernest Grey
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Quotes
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Dick Martin : [during opening credits] You told me we're equal partners. Sixty/forty, we split everything down the middle... Except Florence.
Dan Rowan : I am not interested in half of Florence.
Dick Martin : You don't know what you're missing.
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Molly Fletcher : When would you like to move in? We could be out by tonight.
Harold Fenster : Oh, it's not for me. It's for my parents. They're getting on, you know and... well they won't be around much longer.
Molly Fletcher : Ideal house for them! Right next to a cemetery.
Ernest Grey : Molly!
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Ernest Grey : I got news for you, Molly. As of today, the partnership of Smith and Grey is defunct.
Molly Fletcher : Well, hallelujah! No more Mr. Big Mouth!
Sam Smith : Are you going to let your housekeeper insult a guest in that fashion? Why, I have a good mind to pack up and leave.
Molly Fletcher : Promises, promises!
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Lt. Tim Crane : A body was found in a cemetery last night.
Ernest Grey : Well, that seems like a logical place to find a body.
Lt. Tim Crane : Somebody forgot to bury this one.
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Sam Smith : Well don't just stand there, go take a look!
Ernest Grey : You heard him, go take a look!
Molly Fletcher : I heard him, let him go take a look!
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Robin Sherwood : The storm probably knocked over a lamp.
Ernest Grey : Sure, and the lamp screamed.
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Sgt. Kelvaney : Now what would a stiff be doing with a phone number on his chest?
Ernest Grey : Maybe it's an unlisted number.
Sgt. Kelvaney : Don't get cute.
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Sam Smith : We're shooting an art film!
Police Officer : Looks like a stag film to me.
Saundra : I only work in family type pictures.
Police Officer : Young lady, how old are you?
Saundra : Eighteen...
Police Officer : Lets see your I.D. card.
Ernest Grey : Why, she's not drinking?
Sam Smith : Yeah...
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Ernest Grey : That's a cop-out... nothing is explained.
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Ernest Grey : [while Sam stalls] Will... You... Carve?
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Ernest Grey : Go mong your fish someplace else!
