The Owl and the Pussycat (1970)
George Segal: Felix
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Quotes
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Felix : Doris, you're a sexual Disneyland.
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Felix : Did you ever try reading a book?
Doris : A book! Oh yeah, yeah, I used to read Playboy all the time until I got mad at them.
Felix : Why?
Doris : Well, you know, I posed for these, eh, terrific, eh, playmate of the month thing, you know.
Felix : Yeah, what happened?
Doris : They sent them back.
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Doris : What about last night?
Felix : What ABOUT last night?
Doris : When we made love. Wasn't that good for you?
Felix : You've got your terminology confused, Doris. That was not making love.
Doris : Well, whatever it was it beat the hell out of drying the dishes!
Felix : What we did was to get a fast thrill.
Doris : No. One time is a fast thrill. Six times is making love.
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Felix : I'm extremely sorry but I don't know the story to "The Sound Of Music".
Doris : Oh no, that's terrible.
Felix : You thought "The Sound Of Music" was terrible?
Doris : Four times I saw that terrible movie.
Felix : You must have really hated it.
Doris : I saw it with my friend Eleanor at the Loew's King now torn down. It was playing continuous, no intermission. Get it?
Felix : I don't think so.
Doris : Her bladder burst.
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Doris : Hey, how come you and Miss Weyderhaus
[referring to Felix's pianist fiancee]
Doris : don't mess around?
Felix : I told you.
Doris : What? She's very fragile. She's fragile, right?
Felix : She's worried... she's worried about her hands. She doesn't want to hurt her hands.
Doris : She could wear boxing gloves.