Fuzz (1972)

Tom Skerritt: Det. Bert Kling

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Quotes 

• Buck : It's the police!

  Pete Schroeder : It's the police!

  Det. Steve Carella : Who the hell is that?

  Det. Bert Kling : It's the police.

  Det. Steve Carella : What police? We're the police!

• Det. Bert Kling : What do you mean we're inept?

• Det. Bert Kling : What was it he said we were?

  Det. Arthur Brown : The dude say we were inept.

  Det. Bert Kling : Yeah, that's what I thought he said.

• [last lines] 

  Det. Meyer Meyer : Well, the important thing is we solved the crime! Right!

  Det. Bert Kling : [unenthusiastically]  Right.

  Det. Meyer Meyer : The world will never know. Never know.

• Det. Andy Parker : Eileen's up here on special assignment. She's a decoy for my rapist.

  Det. Bert Kling : Rapist.

  Det. Andy Parker : Yeah, frankly I was hoping they'd send me somebody a little bigger than you.

  Det. Eileen McHenry : I'm five-eight.

  Det. Andy Parker : I mean, you know, huskier

  Det. Bert Kling : She's plenty husky, Andy.

• Det. Bert Kling : I'll be. It's the goddamn deaf man.