Hannie Caulder (1971)

Raquel Welch: Hannie Caulder

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Quotes 

• Hannie Caulder : Thank you Sheriff.

  [turns to leave] 

  Sheriff Moody : Any time.

  Sheriff Moody : [slaps her on the butt]  Any time at all.

  Hannie Caulder : [turns back to him]  If you weren't the Sheriff, I'd call one.

  Sheriff Moody : Your bottom's wet.

  Hannie Caulder : So's your chin.

• Sheriff Lee : Damn it, woman! You didn't have to cut him in half, did ya?

  Hannie Caulder : Both halves match, don't they?

• Hannie Caulder : I'll make it worth your while.

  Thomas Luther Price : I don't see no pockets in that blanket.

  Hannie Caulder : I wasn't talking about money.

  Thomas Luther Price : Well, I'll be damned. You do want somebody killed bad, don't you?

• Sheriff Lee : You're a hard woman, Hannie Caulder.

  Hannie Caulder : Like the man said: there aren't any hard women, only soft men.

• Rufus Clements : Just drop the damn bottle.

  Hannie Caulder : [with her back turned to Rufus]  Hello, Rufus.

  Rufus Clements : I heard you got real smart since we saw you last.

  Hannie Caulder : Funny, I didn't hear the same thing about you.

• Thomas Luther Price : You wouldn't by any chance be married to a no-good bastard with a price on his head, would you?

  Hannie Caulder : You're a bounty hunter?

  Thomas Luther Price : I am.

  Hannie Caulder : You kill men for money?

  Thomas Luther Price : You know a better reason?

  Hannie Caulder : Yes, I do...

• Thomas Luther Price : [handing Hannie a pair of pants]  Here, put them on. You got about as much on underneath that blanket as my horse.

  [Hannie starts to pull them on] 

  Thomas Luther Price : My name's Price. Thomas... Luther... Price.

  Hannie Caulder : Mine's Mrs... . mine's Hannie. Caulder.

  Thomas Luther Price : All right. Then let's get goin', Hannie Caulder.

  Hannie Caulder : Where to?

  Thomas Luther Price : Mexico. There's a... gunmaker there.

  Hannie Caulder : Gunmaker?

  Thomas Luther Price : Well, I can't very well teach you to shoot without one, can I?

• Thomas Luther Price : You don't mind riding double with a dead man?

  [indicating his second horse carrying a dead body] 

  Hannie Caulder : I don't mind.

• Sheriff Lee : You know, you'd be doin' me a big favor, Miss Caulder, if you'd just git yourself right the hell outta my town before some innocent people get caught in your crossfire.

  Hannie Caulder : I wonder why you didn't say the same to the Clements?

  Sheriff Lee : They weren't bothering nobody, they were just ridin' around bein' wanted. You're shootin' the hell outta the place!

• Hannie Caulder : Get up! Strap it on!

  Frank Clemens : Can I put my pants on?

  Hannie Caulder : You're not gonna need them for long.

  Frank Clemens : What the hell's this all about?

  Hannie Caulder : I'm gonna kill ya.

  Frank Clemens : Hmmm, hmmm, ha, ha, ha

• Thomas Luther Price : If I was to teach you the gun, you'd then go out and get your ass blowed off.

  Hannie Caulder : It's my ass.

  Thomas Luther Price : Shame to get it shot full o' holes. It's as pretty a one as I ever laid eyes on.

  Hannie Caulder : If you're lucky, you'll lay more than that.

• Hannie Caulder : They're gonna get what they deserve.

  Thomas Luther Price : Well, you're not. Win or lose, you lose.

• Hannie Caulder : Why the two triggers?

  Bailey : Just a bit of Bailey magic. Saves using your thumb to cock the hammer.

• Madame : Hey, I don't remember hiring you.

  Hannie Caulder : You didn't.

• Thomas Luther Price : I'll say it one more time: give it up, Hannie.

  Hannie Caulder : I can't.

  Thomas Luther Price : You mean you won't.

  Hannie Caulder : I mean I can't!

• Hannie Caulder : There aren't any hard women, only soft men.