Ghost in the Noonday Sun (1974)

Peter Sellers: Dick Scratcher

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Quotes 

• Jeremiah : I want to be put ashore! I've been kidnapped!

  Pierre Rodriguez : Kidnapped?

  Dick Scratcher : But you're only a kid!

• [sighting a ship in the distance] 

  Pierre Rodriguez : She's unarmed.

  Dick Scratcher : That doesn't frighten me none.

• Pierre Rodriguez : We are peaceful Portuguese fishermen, sir.

  Parsley-Freck : I don't see any fish.

  Dick Scratcher : Ah, that's 'cause they're all in the sea.

  Pierre Rodriguez : And who says we Portuguese fishermen do not have a sense of humor, eh?

  Parsley-Freck : Practically everybody, sir.

• Dick Scratcher : Oh, we'll all be murdered in our graves!

• Pierre Rodriguez : The food, Captain. The men have only been given five beans a meal. They want more food or they will mutiny.

  Dick Scratcher : Mutiny? What's that?

  Pirate : It means we'll stop work.

  Dick Scratcher : Stop work? That's mutiny!