Rhinoceros (1974)

Gene Wilder: Stanley

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• John : So, you finally managed to get here. You're late as usual, of course.

  Stanley : No, I...

  John : Our appointment was for eleven thirty. It's practically noon now.

  Stanley : I'm sorry John. Have I kept you waiting long?

  John : No. I just got here myself.

  Stanley : Oh, well, then I don't feel so bad.

  John : That's beside the point. I don't like to be kept waiting and since you're never on time, I always come late on purpose.

• Stanley : But if you only knew how bored I was with the work I'm doing, eight hours a day, week after week. When Saturday night comes around I'm exhausted from having done nothing with my life.

• Stanley : I suppose if Norman had stuck around he always would've been an obstacle to us. Oh, happiness is such an egotistical thing.

• Mr. Nicholson : Stanley, what are you doing out there holding a purse?

  Stanley : Well... Mrs. Bingham jumped on her husband's back and rode away.

• Stanley : I hate the taste of alcohol, but if I don't drink, I feel awful.

• Stanley : I will not submit!

• Stanley : Rhinoceros!