Rhinoceros (1974)

Zero Mostel: John

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• John : So, you finally managed to get here. You're late as usual, of course.

  Stanley : No, I...

  John : Our appointment was for eleven thirty. It's practically noon now.

  Stanley : I'm sorry John. Have I kept you waiting long?

  John : No. I just got here myself.

  Stanley : Oh, well, then I don't feel so bad.

  John : That's beside the point. I don't like to be kept waiting and since you're never on time, I always come late on purpose.

• John : No, I don't carry a brush. It would make my pockets bulge.

• John : Have you ever seen the plays of Eugene Ionesco?