Chris Farley: Various, Matt Foley, Self, Patron, Sandman, Todd O'Connor, Customer, Tom Arnold, B Fats, Cindy Crawford, Jack Germond, Mark Strobel, Meat Loaf, Mr. O'Malley, Newt Gingrich, Andrew Giuliani, Bennett Brauer, Beverly Gelfand, Bill Clinton, Billy McCoy, Bobby, Bobby Buckethead, Camper, Carne Wilson, Carnie Wilson, Child, Choking Man, Chris Farley, Cindy, Cook, Craig Schenk, Criminal, Derek, Dom DeLuise, Doug, Drinkin' Buddy, El Nino, Employee, Exposo, Friend, Gerard Depardieu, Guest, Hank Williams Jr., Husband, Jake, Jake Hanson, Jed Bowie, Jerry Garcia, Jimbo, John Kruk, John Madden, Kid, Leo Johnson, Lunchlady, Mama Cass, Mickey, Mindy Cohn, Ninja, Norm, Norman Schwarzkopf, Number One, Officer, Ox, Police Officer, Reporter, Reuben Kincaid, Rob Reiner, Rush Limbaugh, Samuel Well, Self - Host, Soldier, Spectator, Storm of the Century, Sully, Super Pope, TVarious, Ted Durgen, The Incredible Hulk, The Skipper, Tod O'Connor, Tom Manley, Total Bastard Airlines Passenger, Trekkie, Yes and No But Player, interrogator, traveler