Saturday Night Live (1975– )
Dana Carvey: Various, Church Lady, George Bush, Hans, Garth Algar, Casey Kasem, Ross Perot, Ching Change, Dennis Miller, Self - Host, John McLaughlin, Johnny Carson, Lyle Clark, Mickey Rooney, Paul McCartney, Regis Philbin, Robin Leach, Actor, Bob Dylan, Businessman, Derek Stevens, Elevator Fan, George Bailey, George Michael, Guest, Jimmy Stewart, John Travolta, Self, Singing Cowboy, Andy Shriver, Announcer, Batman, Bill Clinton, Billy, Bob Cratchet, Boris, Brad, Brian Grady, Buddy Precisely, Burt Convy, Casino Patron, Chad Hewitt, Chris, Cliff Huxtable, Clive Roarke, Co-Worker, Cowboy, Dan Quayle, David Lee Roth, Demonstrator, Dianne's husband, Dollar Bill, Drunk Man, Executive, Galileo, Gallagher, George H.W. Bush, George Plimpton, Gilligan, Grumpy Old Man, Guy, H. Ross Perot, Hippie, Igor, James Stewart, Jerry, Jerry Brown, Jim McKay, Jimmy Carter, Joel Siegel, Kahn, Keith Partridge, Keith Richards, King Laetese, Kyle Knopfler, Lane Maxwell, Larry Roman, Marine, Mary Anne Sweeney, Michael, Michael J. Fox, Mikey, Milt, Mr. Krog, Mr. Nateq-Nari, Neil Young, O'Malley, Officer Vince Romano, Out Week Anchor, Photographer, Pol Pot, Prince Charles, Raymond Babbitt, Sammy, Scarface, Sergeant, Soldier, Son, Ted Koppel, Tim...
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Quotes
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George H.W. Bush : [talking about George W. Bush] You always were a little bit slow. The doctors call it dyslexia. But when you were younger we just called it retardation...
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Church Lady : [interviewing Anne Heche] So, Anne; you call yourself "bisexual". I guess that means that when you reach your little hand down the front of someone's pants, you're happy with whate-e-ver you find.
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Ross Perot : Now, I think the deficit is like a crazy old aunt that lives in the cellar: everybody knows she's down there, but nobody wants to talk about her. Well, I say bring her on up and give the bitch a good hosing.
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George H.W. Bush : [during the 1988 Republican Presidential Debate] See, See! That's why people say Bob Dole is mean spirited; because of things like that!
Bob Dole : Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Bush. You know, I know, everyone knows where Bob Dole stands on the issues. I am not mean spirited; and if you call me that again, I'll stick my pen up your ass.
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George H.W. Bush : [training Dubya on how to speak to the press] Now, son, try it again.
George W. Bush : No, you're giving me a headache! Can I just go get a Pop-Tart?
