Saturday Night Live (TV Series 1975– ) - Norm MacDonald as Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Bob Dole, Burt Reynolds, David Letterman, Stan Hooper, Larry King, Self, Andy Rooney, Audience Member, Clint Eastwood, Cobra, Craig Reid, Craig Shipley, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, Employee, Flea, Frank Corrigan, Friend, George Burns, George Graham, Little Person, Lou Gehrig, Mr. Bean, Officer, Passenger, Patron, Richie Pause-N-Shout, Self - Host, Servant, Total Bastard Airlines Passenger, Wedding Caterer

Norm Macdonald : A new medical report says that drug use is up in high school students.

[Norm holds up a handful of money]

Norm Macdonald : [slyly] Don't I know it?
[on "Weekend Update", the FBI's sketch of the Unabomber is shown]

Norm Macdonald : Earlier this week, the FBI released this sketch of the Unabomber. Shortly afterward, a warrant was issued for the arrest of "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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