Rachel Dratch: Various, Debbie Downer, Self, Sheldon, Denise McDenna, Abe Scheinwald, Amy Klobuchar, Denise, Virginia Klarvin, Elizabeth Taylor, Ruth Weinstock, Tiara Zee, Barbara Walters, Harriet Miers, Harry Potter, Kelly Osbourne, Lynn Bershad, Nicole, the girl with no Gaydar, Qrplt*xk, Renada Wang, Rita Rudner, Virginia Clarvin, Ally McBeal, Amelia Henry, Amy Ray, Arianna Huffington, Bettina Ricci, Brenda Chevis, Brett Somers, Britney Spears, Calista Flockhart, Cheb Mami, Cheryl Cooley, Daffodil, David Mack Wilson, David Mack Wilson as Elian Gonzalez, Denice McDenna, Denis McDenna, Denise Nickerson, Diane Warren, Drew Barrymore, Elijah Wood, Eva Longoria, Helen Thomas, Helena Bonham Carter as Smurfette, Hilary Duff, Hillary Clinton, James Madison, Jean Schmidt, Jenny Jones, Jill Butt, Judith Nathan, Kimberley Locke, Lady Cornelia Dumpster-Trashington, Lexus, Loretta, Marcy, Martha-Ann Bomgardner, Michael Gelman, Midge Hartsinger, Miranda Hobbes, Mona Napoletano, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Dalrymple, Mrs. Quiss, Nicole, Nicole Ritchie, Paula Jones, Rhonda Rogan, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Student, Sylvia Feinblatt, Tallulah Bands, The Falconer, Violet Beauregaurd, Zelda Rubinstein, assistant, various