Jan Hooks: Various, Hillary Clinton, Candy Sweeney, Ivana Trump, Jessica Hahn, Marge Keister, Nancy Reagan, Sinead O'Connor, Tammy Faye Bakker, Dee Kelly, Friend, Sally Kellerman, Angie, Barbara Mandrell, Betty Ford, Carazpm Aqiomp, Cashier, Cheri Carter, Chia Head Client's Wife, Client, Colleen Walsh, Constance Gregory, Corazon Aquino, Crystal Gayle, Crystal McLanahan, Customer, Date, Desiree Fortune, Diana Ross, Diane Sawyer, Donna, Drew Barrymore, Eleanor Clift, Eleonor Clift, Elizabeth Dole, Elyse Keaton, Franny Sweeney, Guest, Jean Kasem, Jean Marsh, Judy Rifkin, Juliette Delanois, Kathie Lee Gifford, Kay Corleone, Kid, Kitty Dukakis, Lady Smythe, Lesbian Mother, Log Lady, Ludmula, Mary Bailey, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, Maude Kaufman, Megan, Mia Farrow, Miss Connie, Mistress, Mother, Mrs. Braithwaite, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Johnson, Mrs. Novack, Nadine Hurley, Nancy Simmons, Oprah Winfrey, Pat Stevens, Petty Gleming, Princess Di, Reporter, Rose Kennedy, Roxanne, Sally Jessy Raphael, Self, Self - Special Guest, Shelley Long, Spelling Bee Moderator, Susan Estrich, Suspectful Wife, Syndi, Tammy Wynette, Visitor, Woman