Victoria Jackson: Various, Self, Brenda Clark, Wife, Secretary, Roseanne Barr, Susan Keister, Actress, Audrey Horne, Bizilady User, Calamity Jane, Carol Gretsky, Caroline, Cashier, Casino Patron, Christina Applegate, Christy Reynolds, Cindy, Cindy Brady, Cindy Parsons, Cindy Plank, Co-Worker, Colleen McGovern, Connie Conehead, Cookout Guest, Cyndi Lauper, Daughter, Deborah Knutsen, Dianne, Donna Rice, Executive, Eydie Gorme, Fawn Hall, Friend, Guest, Gymnast, Irene Adler, Janet Carter, Jennifer, Jennifer Keaton, Jenny Baker, Kelley, Linda Blair, Linda Parker, Marcy, Mary Whistlesnick, Model, Monica Clayborne, Motorist, Nancy Maloney, Nicole Gibson, Officer Stacy Sheridan, Olivia, Patricia Sobel, Receptionist, Roseanne, Sally Struthers, Shannon, Sister, Spelling Bee Contestant, Tracy Tollison, Trudy, Victim, Victoria Jackson, Waitress, Wendy MacElroy, Yes and No But Player, Zsa Zsa Gabor, secretary