Mark McKinney: Various, The Pat Stevens Show Announcer, Lucien Callow, Steve Forbes, Announcer, Self, Bill Tasker, Jim Carrey, Michael Musto, Paul Shaffer, Actor, Alan Fuchs, Anchor, Book Minute Announcer, Caller, Campaigner, Charlie Rose, Chicken Lady, Chris Hardwick, Citizen, Client, Coach Bella, Cobra, Customer, Dad, Dale Butterworth, David Brinkley, Doctor, Edward Worthington, Elevator Passenger, Ellen DeGeneres, Gestapo member, Greg Norman, Guest, Gus van Sant, Hank Redenbacher, Harry Browne, Honeydew Band Member, Jack Jr., Jim Miklaszewski, John, John Fecal, John Marshall Sr., John Marshell, Sr, Joseph Hazelwood, Judge, Justin Howard, Kyle, Lance Ito, Larry Azerry, Little Person, Lucian Callow, Manager, Master Thespian Announcer, Mel Gibson, Melanie, Mom, Mr. Anderson, Pager, Pat Buchanan, Patron, Psychiatrist, Robert Wexler, Scientist, Sister Theresa, Sketch Announcer, Slobodan Milosevic, Taddli, Ted Turner, Terry, Wise man, Zantar, announcer, caller, deejay, epilogue narrator, scientist