Laraine Newman: Various, Connie Conehead, Self, Sherry, Weekend Update Correspondent, Amy Carter, Bee, Chloe, Daughter, Indira Gandhi, Rosalynn Carter, Sandy, Teller, Terri, Wife, Christy Christina, Fatima Asad, Land Shark Victim, Lina Wertmuller, Sandy Duncan, Secretary, Squeaky Fromme, Waitress, Actress, Alice Sloan, Amber House, Anna Freud, Anne Beverly, Anne Hearst, Baby, Bachelorette, Bambi, Belinda, Betty Anderson, Caller, Carole King, Catherine, Chi Chi Kissinger, Consumer, Cousin, Customer, Debbie, Debbie Boone, Dog handler, Dorothy Haagen, Dottie Doody, Dr. Schiffman, Eileen Pivick, Elna Sullivan, Empress, Evelyn Woodski, Farrah Pahlevi, Frida, Fritzie Kringle, Gayvette, Govinda Lynn, Grandma, Guy, Host, Jessica Schiffman, Joan, Juanita, Judy, Julie Nixon, KISS Fan, Karen, Katerine Hepburn, Lenora Posniak, Linda Martino, Linda Williams, Lt. Areola, Luciana Vermicelli, Lynn, Lynn Hagstrom, Marsha Craven, Mary Richards, Maureen Thompson, Member, Mikette, Mistress, Mitsuyo Nemoto, Model, Mrs. Alvarez, Mrs. Lyman, Nicole Westman, Nurse, Patron, Penny, Presenter, Regan (segment "Exorcist II"), Relative, Roach, Rose Kennedy, Ruth, Ruth Wallington, Shirley Temple, Shonda the Cat Lady, Singer, Sister Francis Mary Bryson, Sonya...