Horatio Sanz: Various, Gobi, Elton John, Rosie O'Donnell, Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez, Frankie Hilbert, Gene Shalit, Carol, Jasper Hahn, Ozzy Osbourne, Aaron Neville, Mr. Banglian, Saddam Hussein, Bill Richardson, Frank, Harvey, Jorge Rodriguez, Manuel Pantalones, Self, Al Gezzera, Alberto Gonzalez, Alfred Hitchcock, Atticus, Barney Frank, Barry, Bartender, Billy Joel, Bruce Vilanch, Camryn Mahheim, Camryn Manheim, Carmelo, Choo Choo, Contestant, Corn Chip Nail Tips Wearer, Costas Popakanstantis, Cruz Bustamante, Danny Miranda, David Crosby, Don Zimmer, Ferey Muhtar, Harvey Fierstein, Janice Soprano, Jeffrey's Customer, Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison Waiter, Jimmy Buffet, Joey Fatone, Kid Shazaam, Larry Flint, Maria's Father, Meat Loaf, Michael McDonald, Mortimer Barnswallow, Mr. Banglion, Mr. Salt, Nolé Marin, Ozzie Osbourne, Pat Sylviac, Peter Jackson, Pig Pen, Rachmed, Rick, Rubeus Hagrid, Self - during goodnights, Spider-Man, Sweet T, The Falconer, Truman Capote, Umberto Unity, Victor Heinz, Vin Diesel, Weekend Update Anchor, caller