Molly Shannon: Various, Mary Katherine Gallagher, Self, Terry Rialto, Courtney Love, Ann Miller, Circe Nightshade, Customer, Helen Madden, Sally O'Malley, Anna Nicole Smith, Bather, Cashier, Monica Lewinsky, Self - Host, Teri Rialto, Traffic Officer, Accidentally Shot By Hunters Host, Agent, Ann Manassas, Attorney, Bjork, Celia Concha, Cheerleader, Cheryl, Chlöe, Cynthia, Dana Scully, Darlene, Debbie Rowe, Dolly Watkins, Dotty, Eileen Gallagher, Emily, Emma Bunton, Evil Feminist Advocate, Fan, Gayle Gleason, Guest, Gwen Stefani, Janette Blow, Jeannie Darcy, Karen Brown, Kathy Gantner, Kitty McGuiness, Liza Minnelli, Madonna, Mary, Mary Macgowan, Melania Knauss, Meredeth Viera, Meredith Vieira, Michelle, Michelle Kwan, Minnie Driver, Miss Colleen, Miss Kiley, Model, Mrs. Mango, Passenger, Principal Richards, Ray Murphy, Rona Patton, Ruby Daly, Sally O' Malley, Samantha Jones, Sara Hart, Shawn Southwick, Sherrie Schneider, Shoplifter, Singer, Snowdigger, Soon-Yi Previn, Susan Karten, Tea Leoni, Teeny Weenies Woman, Tina, Tori Amos, Traveler, Waitress, Witch, Woman reading, operator, secretary, student, wife, woman reading