The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
Alan Hale Jr.: Sheriff
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Quotes
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Sheriff Jeff Jones : [on the CB radio upon seeing the giant spider] You ever see the movie Jaws? It makes that shark look like a goldfish!
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Sheriff Jeff Jones : [greeting Davey in the opening scene] Hi, little buddy!
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Sheriff Jeff Jones : I used to take physics, but I find prunes do a better job for me.
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Sheriff Jeff Jones : [into a phone] Hello, Sheriff's office.
[pause]
Sheriff Jeff Jones : Oh... I see. Your radio will not work? All I can tell you is take it to Joe's Electronics and Repair store. It opens tomorrow at nine sharp.
[pause]
Sheriff Jeff Jones : Your car won't start? All I can tell you is to call Ernie's Auto Repair. They open tomorrow at eight.
[pause]
Sheriff Jeff Jones : No, ma'am I don't have the number. All I can tell you is to look it up in the Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking! Ha, ha!
[a loud click is heard followed by a dial tone]
Sheriff Jeff Jones : Hello? Hello?
[hangs up the phone]
Sheriff Jeff Jones : Gee, she hung up on me. Why would she do that?
