Halfon Hill Doesn't Answer (1976)
Moshe Ish-Kassit: Yossifon
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Quotes
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Mr. Hasson : Are you Yusipun?
Yusipun : Me, me.
Mr. Hasson : I was sent to join you at the kitchen.
Yusipun : As what?
Mr. Hasson : In charge of shakshuka, what "as what"?
[shakshuka = egg & tomato oriental dish]
Yusipun : In the meantime take command over the tomato as CSO.
Mr. Hasson : What's CSO?
Yusipun : Chief Salad Officer.
Mr. Hasson : I was CSO while you were IYMB, pal.
Yusipun : What's IYMB?
Mr. Hasson : In Your Mom's Belly. Now I am CKOWGOTYACOTT.
Yusipun : What's that?
Mr. Hasson : What's that? Chief Kitchen Officer Who Gives Orders To Yossifon And Comes Only To Taste, how's that?
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St. Sgt. Moked : [assembles the soldiers after Captain Shamgar is taken to sanitarium] Attention! Attention, Shulka!
Colonel Bondi : I do not wish to talk any further about what happened to your commander...
Yusipun : Then don't.
[Yusipun and the other soldiers chuckle]