S7.E1 ∙ Sorry, Wrong Lips!Wed, Oct 6, 1982Mel thinks he is responsible for the best kiss a famous actress ever had as described in her memoirs.8.0/10 (68)Rate
S7.E2 ∙ Do You Take This Waitress?Wed, Oct 13, 1982Competition abounds when an old buddy of Mel's shows up.7.8/10 (59)Rate
S7.E3 ∙ The Secret of Mel's DinerWed, Oct 20, 1982Mel thinks there's money stashed in his diner by the builder of his building.7.7/10 (75)Rate
S7.E4 ∙ Alice at the PalaceWed, Oct 27, 1982Joel Grey offers to be in a local musical, but Mel casts his bookie.7.3/10 (60)Rate
S7.E5 ∙ Joel Grey Saves the DayWed, Nov 3, 1982Joel Grey walks out when the theme of the musical changes from New York to Arizona with songs to match.7.7/10 (58)Rate
S7.E6 ∙ Alice's Turkey of a ThanksgivingWed, Nov 10, 1982Alice's Thanksgiving dinner is ruined by her mother.7.1/10 (59)Rate
S7.E7 ∙ Carrie on the ReboundSun, Jan 9, 1983Mel's mother is depressed about her divorce.7.1/10 (56)Rate
S7.E8 ∙ Jolene's Brother JonasSun, Jan 16, 1983Jolene is not happy about her visiting brother.7.1/10 (60)Rate
S7.E10 ∙ Vera the VirtuosoMon, Mar 7, 1983Vera is asked to play the cello in a local string quartet.7.5/10 (59)Rate
S7.E11 ∙ Alice Faces the MusicMon, Mar 14, 1983Mel's Diner versus three plumbers on a quiz show.7.6/10 (56)Rate
S7.E12 ∙ Tommy, the JailbirdMon, Mar 21, 1983Alice is worried that Tommy is spending too much time on his extra curricular activities while away at college.6.9/10 (58)Rate
S7.E13 ∙ Jolene and the Night WatchmanMon, Mar 28, 1983Jolene can't let down a guy who thinks that she is his girl.7.4/10 (60)Rate
S7.E14 ∙ Mel's Dream CarMon, Apr 11, 1983Mel purchases a Porsche for only twenty bucks.7.2/10 (56)Rate
S7.E15 ∙ Come Back Little SharplesSun, Apr 17, 1983Mel gives up and retreats to his apartment consuming nothing but beer and pizza.7.3/10 (59)Rate
S7.E16 ∙ Vera, the TorchSun, Apr 24, 1983Vera is angry at her landlady for evicting her pets. She wishes her ill and then she has an apartment fire.7.2/10 (58)Rate
S7.E17 ∙ The Grass Is Always GreenerSun, May 1, 1983Mel joins a catering firm and the girls buy the diner.7.8/10 (58)Rate
S7.E18 ∙ Tommy Fouls OutSun, May 15, 1983Tommy gives up and quits the basketball team.7.8/10 (60)Rate
S7.E19 ∙ Vera on the LamSun, May 22, 1983Mel wants to have the waitresses bonded, so Vera runs away after admitting her criminal past.7.5/10 (55)Rate
S7.E20 ∙ Mel's Cousin Wendy?Sun, May 29, 1983Mel has his cousin get a job at a competitor's restaurant to get their secret sauce recipe.7.0/10 (60)Rate
S7.E21 ∙ Sweet Erasable MelSun, Jun 5, 1983Using Mel's new computer, Vera accidentally erases Mel's total existence.7.5/10 (60)Rate
S7.E22 ∙ Tommy Hyatt, Business ConsultantSun, Jun 12, 1983Tommy's business advice increases Mel's business, but heads him into bankruptcy.7.1/10 (58)Rate
S7.E23 ∙ Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the BagSun, Sep 18, 1983A burglar is going around Jolene's neighborhood and she is scared.7.1/10 (59)Rate