Columbo (TV Series)

A Matter of Honor (1976)

Enrique Lucero: Jaime Delgado

Quotes 

• Lt. Columbo : You know, I think my wife was right. Something wrong with me. Supposed to be on vacation, and right away I'm thinking like a cop. That's called, uh, occupational hazard.

  Jaime : "Occupational hazard?" Uh, what is that?

  Lt. Columbo : That's, uh, when wherever you go you take your work with you.

  Jaime : Oh, I see. Uh, we call that "loco."

• Jaime : [regarding a piece of splintered wood]  That is not from a pick, señor. That is from a lance.

  Lt. Columbo : Well, what's the difference?

  Jaime : The picks are used in the ring. They have metal tips to wound the bull, lower his head.

  Lt. Columbo : And the lance?

  Jaime : They are used in the fields by the vaqueros for herding. They are made of pine, not so strong.

  Lt. Columbo : Well, now I'm puzzled.