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7/10
all over the place in a good, zany R-rated way
Quinoa198413 December 2009
Joe Dante got his start as a director in collaboration with director Allan Arkush on this zany send-up of low-budget film-making, lampooning their own mentor/boss Roger Corman with "Miracle Pictures - if it's a good movie, it's a Miracle!" It's also an homage to an obscure Bela Lugosi flick, The Death Kiss, about a death on a horror movie set. This story takes that premise a little further by making it about a series of deaths, seemingly (at first) unrelated, but soon enough showing a pattern of the female stars being targeted. Who is the culprit isn't really as important, or as entertaining until the last few minutes anyway, as seeing the whole fun/rotten atmosphere of down-and-dirty B-movie-making.

It's not that every joke (intended or not) always works, and some of the acting, even if intentionally, is quite pitiful. But Dante and Arkush are putting so much there on the screen via Patrick Hobby's screenplay that enough of it really does stick. Some of it attributable to the plucky can-do attitude of the character Candy Hope (and equally fun to watch, Candice Rialson) and how she observes and becomes apart of the insanity and snobish-ness of the film crew. Lines also stick out as being the kind you want to quote for weeks ("Your motivation is to kill hundreds of Philippine soldiers!"), and acting from the likes of Dick Miller as the well-meaning agent and Paul Bartel as the pretentious director Erich von Leppe.

The jokes and gags keep coming, and often at a quick enough pace - there's a big shootout between the girls and (stock footage of) Philippene soldiers that is a lot of fun, and a car that's brakes are cut off which allows for a tremendously goofy car chase scene (the car itself possibly on loan from Death Race 2000). And there's a hysterical sequence at a drive-in movie theater for the premiere of Candy's big-screen debut that turns out horribly. It's a sometimes sloppy comedy but that's part of the charm, and a lot of ingenuity goes a long way (one sequence at the movie set after hours where a killer lurks after one of the girls is actually very well directed and moody, a sign of things to come from Dante especially).
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6/10
New World self parody
Chase_Witherspoon6 March 2011
Ultra-cheap even by New World Pictures standards, naive go-getter with stars in her eyes Candice Rialson ("my friends call me Candy") finds herself the reluctant débutante in a z-grade Phillipino actioner when her shonky agent (Miller) signs her up for stunt work in the latest film of the "Miracle Pictures" assembly line. The last stunt girl died as a result of the paltry set conditions but Candy is willing to give almost anything a go if it means an opportunity to make it big. Initially duped into robbing a bank that she thinks is a hidden camera role, "Hollywood Boulevard" chronicles Candy's coming of age as she matures in the sordid, tempestuous industry of exploitation film.

Really just a self parody, directors Dante and Arkush have spared much expense cobbling together this endless parade of in-jokes and raunch, with dialogue to die for ("now get it up, or I'll cut if off") and enough skin to make a porn star blush. Bartel is amusing as the ultra efficient director, desperate to placate his high maintenance leading lady (Woronov) and come in under budget, while Jeffrey Kramer (fresh from "Jaws") trundles out the banal scripts like confetti at a wedding, while wooing Candy on the side.

Lots of bare flesh, flying limbs, simulated sex and corny double entendres to offend almost everybody, and, a bizarre blue grass musical number of zero relevance thrown in for good measure. If you're not a devotee of the New World Pictures experience, then doubtful "Hollywood Boulevard" will be your cup of tea; for everyone else, it's a trademark romp down to the usual standards.
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7/10
So Joe Dante started here...
lee_eisenberg2 June 2005
Anyone who knows Joe Dante's movies knows that he likes to portray weirdness and/or the underside of everything. "Hollywood Boulevard" is no exception. Candy Hope (Candace Rialson) is a young woman who comes out to Tinseltown looking for a job. Talent scout Walter Paisley (Dick Miller, who has appeared in every one of Dante's movies) gets her a role in an obscure B-movie, where some strange things start happening.

Maybe there's not much to this movie, but it's still quite interesting. Hollywood comes across as a sleazy, but not evil, domain. Among the co-stars are Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov (as the director and one of the other starlets), who are best known as the stars of "Eating Raoul" (they also appeared in the horror flick "Chopping Mall"...which starred Dick Miller as a janitor named Walter Paisley).

I don't really know what else to say about "Hollywood Boulevard", but I do recommend it, if only to cult fans.
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"Hello, Hollywood"
Vince-59 January 2002
In the autumn of 1975, Roger Corman set out to make the fastest, cheapest drive-in movie in the history of New World Pictures. This wild, uproarious cult classic is the result. Candice Rialson is Candy Hope, a starry-eyed Midwestern beauty hoping to make it big on that street of dreams, only to find that the glitter is just glass from broken liquor bottles. Instead, she ends up as a contract starlet with Miracle Pictures, a prolific B-movie factory grinding out sleaze epics for the passion pits of America (sound familiar?). Dick Miller is her agent. The always-fantastic Mary Woronov is Mary McQueen, the studio's Amazonian leading lady who has no patience with the new crop of upstarts ("You get your boobs in front of a camera and you're ready to jump into the cement!"). Everyone is shipped to the Philipines to shoot Machete Maidens of Moratau, with Paul Bartel as the director ("Your motivation is to massacre 3,000 Asiatic soldiers."). The film is pieced together with stock footage from other New World masterpieces, particularly Death Race 2000, with Candy donning David Carradine's famous leather mask. A kid at a drive-in cries out for more sex, while his parents deride the movie as "sick" and "worse than television." A drive down Hollyweird shows the famous Pussycat Theatre and various adult bookstores and massage parlors. A romantic interlude is serenaded by Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, belting out a raucous, dirty country tune. Mary's name is superimposed onto the poster for Untamed Mistress. Robbie the Robot refuses to do nudity. B-movie in-jokes come thick and fast, including a girl stabbed to death on a bed frame a la Snuff. The whole thing looks great, especially for $60,000, and is consistently hilarious--especially Mary, complete with cigarette holder and the vocabulary of a sailor. A bona fide drive-in classic. And remember..."If it's a good picture, it's a Miracle!"
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7/10
terrible movie, fascinating document
hbs13 May 2001
The movie is appallingly bad, but the DVD commentary track is very interesting. I would give just the movie a 1, but I gave it a 7 because of the commentary track (I probably will never watch the movie without that). The movie was made by a lot of kids working for Roger Corman (who started an amazing number of talented movie people), and it was shot in 10 days for $50,000 -- any stunt that was complex or expensive (in fact, almost any stunt at all) was taken from another Corman movie. There are various nonsensical actions that characters take to preserve continuity with the borrowed clips, but there are plenty of problems with lighting and saturation that make it clear where this other footage starts and ends.

If you are interested in how movies are made, this one is rudimentary enough to have a lot of works still visible, and the commentary by Dante, Arkush, and Davison removes even more of the mystery...
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6/10
Bizarre, Amusing, Zero-Budget Hollywood Expose Comedy
ShootingShark29 October 2006
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Candy is a wannabe starlet new to Hollywood who hooks up with low-budget outfit Miracle Pictures and starts making B-movies. When a series of fatal accidents on set start happening she begins to suspect there's a killer on the loose.

Every movie director has to start out somewhere - writing, editing, MTV, commercials, what have you - Dante and Arkush's unique approach was to crib a bunch of action footage from other movies and use it to flesh out this no-budgeter about the trials and tribulations of an aspiring actress. The sheer impudence of the concept is pretty funny but the movie more than makes up for its exploitation pedigree with lots of great lines, tomfoolery acting and a nicely-observed dramatic innocence. If you like quality and professionalism give this a wide berth, but if you're willing to go with the flow there's a lot to enjoy here. Chiefly, there is the cast; Rialson is wonderfully sweet and sexy, Miller is terrific as the brown-jacketed agent Walter Paisley (his character's name in A Bucket Of Blood), gamely plugging all his cheesy lines, Bartel is hilarious as the motivation-seeking, riding-crop-sporting Von Stroheim director, Woronov is absolutely stunning in probably her definitive bitch-goddess performance, and George and Stroheimer are both super-groovy. This movie is fairly hard to describe - the editing is insane, the film stocks don't really match much, the sound is appalling, there's a weird band called Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen that show up half way through and a three-minute montage of freeway shots for no reason other than to pad the running-time. It should be dire, but it isn't at all; like most of the seventies New World Pictures it was made by very talented people and some scenes - like the Argento-style stalking of George - are a model of clever technique, and all the in-jokes will keep moviehounds chuckling throughout. No less than seven interesting directors worked on this movie - Dante and Arkush, Bartel, Kaplan and McCarthy in the cast, co-editor Amy Jones and production assistant Barbara Peeters. Watch out also for a cameo by Charles B. Griffith as the drunken pool guy - he was a fantastic writer who scripted lots of Roger Corman's classic monster movies. For the purists, the Phillipines action film shots are really Jack Hill's 1971 The Big Doll House, the weird monster movie is Thomas Colchart/Francis Coppola's 1962 Battle Beyond The Sun, the futuristic cars are from Bartel's 1974 Death Race 2000, and the drive-in movie clip with Miller and Boris Karloff is Corman's 1963 The Terror. This is a real seventies time-capsule and it saddens me slightly that both Rialson and Arkush never really made it bigger; she quit acting not long after and while he made some good films subsequently (particularly Rock 'n' Roll High School and Heartbeeps) he never really got the credit he deserved. Catch this obscure flick if you can though. My favourite scene is Woronov's gin rummy game - if you don't laugh at it, you're a lost cause. And remember the motto of Miracle Pictures - if it's a good picture, it's a Miracle !
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4/10
A B movie about making a B movie
campblood136 August 2003
This film moves along at a brisk pace and has some funny moments. Candice Rialson is great as the star Candy. Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel are both in this, which can't hurt any movie. This movie jumps all over and covers every part of B movie making. Still the film lacks acting and a real plot. 4/10 Fair
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7/10
Well done and funny send-up of B-movie making.
The_Void7 September 2008
Hollywood Boulevard is Joe Dante's first feature film and it's a send-up of the way that B-movies are made. The film was clearly shot on a budget and much of the runtime is actually spent on showing parts from other movies! (The work of Roger Corman in particular, who has a producer's credit). In spite of this, the film actually does work really well and that is in no small part thanks to the excellent cult cast and a well written script that features plenty of very well done jokes. The plot follows budding actress Candy Hope who goes off to Hollywood in the hope of making a name for herself. She ends up meeting agent Walter Paisley (that name should be familiar to many cult fans!) who soon manages to get her a part in a film - albeit a part as a stunt girl on a Miracle Pictures film. She soon learns why the studio has the catchphrase "if it's a good film, it's a miracle" as the production is difficult and it's not long before various members of the cast begin being picked off by an unknown assailant!

The cast is one of the strongest things about this film, not least because of the inclusion of Dick Miller in a role much bigger than his usual cameo appearance. We also benefit from the Eating Raoul stars Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov who both stand out in their roles. The film is very short, running at just over eighty minutes, but plenty is packed into that runtime and the film is never boring for a second. I have no idea if making an actual B-movie is like it is portrayed in this film but if the actual B-movies I have seen are anything to go by, it might well be an accurate representation given how unprofessional the characters of the film are. The film is not exactly story heavy and the premise basically just makes up the plot of the film, but the characters help to ensure that the film has some sort of structure. The plot line involving people being murdered does feel a little bit out of place, but the movie is clearly meant just to a fun time so it's really not all that important. Overall, this film is good entertainment and provides some laughs and is well worth a look for any B-movie fan.
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5/10
Packed with my kind of stars
BandSAboutMovies26 May 2020
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I was telling someone who doesn't watch movies like I do - well, that could be just about anyone - that this film has a cast packed with stars. That's when I realized that Hollywood Boulevard has a cast that is all famous to me and probably me alone. I don't care. These are my people. Join me as I celebrate them.

Candice Rialson, the inspiration for Bridget Fonda's character in Jackie Brown, stars as Candy Wednesday, new in town and ready to be a big star. She gets an agent named Walter Paisley (Dick Miller, with the same name as his character in A Bucket of Blood) who can't get her any work until she gets mixed up in a bank robbery.

Those of you who read the site know that I watched this movie specifically because Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov are in it. What kept me around was the fact that this movie is basically making fun of every Corman movie of this era, with the three girls formula and a script pretty much taken from the Bela Lugosi movie The Death Kiss.

Seeing as how this was directed by Allan Arkin and Joe Dante, there are a ton of inside jokes. Bartel's director character, Eric Von Leppe, is the name of Boris Karloff's character from The Terror. John Kramer's character, Duke Mantee, is named for Bogart's character in The Petrified Forest. Tara Strohmeier's Jill McBain is named for Claudia Cardinale's character in Once Upon a Time in the West. You also have a movie named Machete Maidens, almost every Corman director showing up in cameos, Forrest J. Ackerman popping up and Robby the Robot.

This movie was the result of a bet between producer Jon Davison and Roger Corman. Davison believed that he could make the cheapest New World Pictures movie ever, so he was given $60,000 and ten days.

Consider it a greatest hits, with scenes taken directly from Battle Beyond the Sun, The Terror, The Big Bird Cage, Night of the Cobra Woman, The Hot Box, Night Call Nurses, Unholy Rollers, Savage!, Caged Heat, Big Bad Mama, Death Race 2000 and Crazy Mama all here.

Let me sum this up: Candice Rialson looks better in the Frankenstein costume than David Carradine.
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7/10
Depraved schlock = highly entertaining ..............
merklekranz19 July 2010
Well made conglomeration of B movie scenes strung together with some very funny material that pokes fun at the Hollywood scene. Mary Woronov has never looked better, and she and "Eating Raoul" costar, Paul Bartel play off each other wonderfully. Mary, angling for a bigger part in Bartel's latest exploitation stinker asks for her role to have more meaning. Bartel replies, "This is not a film about the human condition, it's a film about tits and ass." Everything is fast paced, with lots of in jokes. "Shall we have a three way career conference?" Dick Miller is a standout as Walter Paisley, the agent representing some highly unusual acts. Definitely recommended, especially for film buffs. - MERK
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3/10
I know, we'll make a B movie about making B movies!
bergma15@msu.edu26 October 2005
I rented this flick because it said is was "shamelessly loaded with sex and violence." This seems to have been a theme for Corman productions in the 70 as were stable actors Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel. OK, so this flick has Mary and Paul in it (as expected), but it also has scenes shamelessly ripped off of other Corman flicks. I realize that they're on a shoestring budget, but really. At one time Corman stole plot lines, ideas for movies, and even cover art from the big boys. In this flop, they stole from themselves. There's scenes from Deathrace 2000, Big Bad Mama, and The Big Doll House to name a few. They also stole the Godzilla suit as a "joke" about low budget production companies stealing effects and costumes from large studios.

I think the film was supposed to be a parody on budget film making, but it fell well short of the mark. The plot is amazingly simple (as could be expected), it involves a young, naive, country girl who comes to LA to make it in Hollywood. Instead she becomes a B movie actress and finds out about the seedy under-belly of the sleazy movie industry.

There were some silver-linings to this charcoal colored cloud. Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel appear to be having a good time making this schlock, and their performances are predictably stable. Dick Miller's performance as the ambitious but inept agent is surprisingly good. But on a whole, these few bright spots can't turn the thing around.

For seasoned bad movie watchers only.
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8/10
no Miracle ... just a good picture
rduchmann5 June 2000
I spent the best years of the 1970s at the drive-in, and this film is a most enjoyable look at drive-in movies and the people who made them. If you don't count the Ingmar Bergmans, it may be the best picture ever released by New World Studios. I saw this on big screen, before the print had gotten very many scratches, and more recently on video where it held up as any other classic does.

New World editors Joe Dante and Allan Arkush were allowed by boss Roger Corman to direct a picture, within very strict budgetary limitations, and they produced this classic look at drive-in films and the people who make them, just a few years before the whole genre was kicked into limbo by the VCR. Through clever use of action footage from older New World films, Arkush and Dante brought their film in on budget and earned their first professional directorial credits.

Aspiring actress Candice Rialson (wow!) hits town, fresh from Indiana, and secures the services of scruffy talent agent Walter Paisley (okay!), who gets her work in lowbudget pix from Miracle Studios ("It it's a good picture, it's a Miracle!") -- where they make movies like BAD GIRL IN BOYS TOWN and ATOMIC WAR BRIDES, where director Paul Bartel reminds Godzilla, "Your motivation in this scene is to step on as many people as possible," and where Mary Woronov is the queen of the lot. Skinny snarling starlets blast away with machine guns. Extras from THE HOT BOX fall out of trees in the Philippines. Model-Ts crash in BIG BAD MAMA. Candy jumps to dodge rolling car debris. Wait a minute, somebody is killing the starlets here at Miracle! Rita George dies! Tara Strohmeier dies (NOOO!!!!). Who's doing it? Is Candy next on the list? Who will survive and what will be left of them?

We also visit a glam movie premiere at a Valley drive-in, watch a boy-girl scene scored to a somewhat revised version of "Everybody's Truckin'," with the band serenading the gropers live, and we see Paisley audition Robby the Robot ("Let me hear you say 'Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn'"). Candice Rialson is perfect (in her best role) as the naive Candy, Mary Woronov goes gleefully over the top as movie legend Mary McQueen, and Dick Miller should be in EVERY motion picture that comes out of Hollywood. The treatment of the wacky world of drive-in moviemaking is affectionate, there are a lot of cameos, and anyone who likes Dante's or Arkush's other work will find this well worth the 80-odd minutes it takes to watch. However, I have never been able to spot Belinda Balaski anywhere in this, and she's not named in the IMDB credits. Is this the only Dante film she's not in?

Corman remade the film in 1989 as HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD 2, with Ginger Lynn Allen in the lead, but it is just a remake, not a sequel, and even though the budget is considerably larger it is not as fresh or as funny (though it's not as bad as the remakes of BIG BAD MAMA or ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL).

This film belongs on a drive-in screen, not on your tv set, but since that is the only place you're ever going to see it now, crank up your living room Rolls Canardly and have some fun. I used to give this a rating of 9 on the IMDB scale, but having finally seen THE PASSION OF JEANNE D'ARC in the meantime, I have lowered BOULEVARD to a more realistic 8.
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7/10
Misses The Targets...
dungeonstudio22 April 2018
For die hard Roger Corman, Paul Bartel, and Mary Woronov fans (and let us not forget Dick Miller too!), this movie may fill the bill. But it's really a send up of Peter Bogdanavich's 'Targets' made years earlier. For those unfamiliar with Pete's movie - he was given the task by Roger Corman to get owed work from Boris Karloff. Utilizing clips from 'The Terror', and having Karloff return as the actor from the movie appearing at a tribute screening. Bogdanovich weaves in this character of a young man who becomes a serial killer with his gun collection, and winds up at the drive in as well killing spectators from behind the screen. Great movie, and more and more relevant today. So, Joe Dante and Alan Arkush along with Jon Davison seemed to have struck up the same deal with Roger Corman to do Hollywood Boulevard. Use clips from previous New World pictures like Death Race 2000, and weave them into a new story somehow. So thus Candy arrives in Hollywood with a strong desire to act. She lands stunt work, fusing segments of Big Bad Mama cutting back to Candy rolling in a old car. Candy then is paired with two other gals, and sent to the Philippines to take out a rebel army. Again, cutting between footage of previous Corman films, and the gals maniacally shooting at them. During all these productions though, some actor always seems to get accidentally killed. Candy falls for the scriptwriter, who seems like a nice guy at first. But he starts acting strange when he wants to write a 50's movie, but the producer sets it in 2050 (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Another actress dies, and Candy strongly believes her boyfriend has snapped. Or did he? So all in all, it's one corny and badly done movie to the passer by. But for fans of the Corman Crew, this is filled with lots of inside jokes, dark humor, and commentary on exploitation pictures, and the rigors of getting a leg up in Hollywood. A rejuvenated relevance today amid the multitude of internet porn, cel phone Scorcese's, and the #MeToo movement garbage looking for sympathy. This movie is pretty blatant and unapologetic for it's downright cheapness and sexual promiscuity. Then again, it's not to far from the truth that many expect and/or have endured from Hollywood over the years.
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4/10
Early work from Joe Dante
Leofwine_draca22 May 2020
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HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD is one of the earliest films from director Joe Dante, here working in conjunction with someone else to tell a low budget satire of the B-movie industry. As with the rest of the director's resume, this one's a labour of love that's full of fun performances and crazy in-jokes, although it's a lot rougher around the edges than you might expect and the lack of money is all too apparent at times. Candace Rialson is a young woman hoping to make it big as a Hollywood actress, and the best scenes see her joining forces with Dick Miller's agent; in one great scene we see Miller watching himself on-screen in THE TERROR! The rest is the mix of usual offbeats and weirdos, including cult stars Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov. There are horror spoofs, rough moments and a great deal of nudity, all shot through in the best B-movie tradition.
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Lunacy with a Sneaky Subtext
dougdoepke4 September 2021
The flick doesn't so much satirize or parody drive-in cheapos as it mocks them. And what movie series is easier to mock than the rubber monsters, cheezy sets, and sloppy directing from the 50's. In fact those earlier flicks pretty much made fun of themselves, and I can imagine what went on behind those set-ups. Here, those behind-the-scenes come to imagined life and add up to the flick's goofy core. But no teen of that era cared what critics thought, including myself. Then too, I really liked the drive-in crowd scene here, where anything goes including make-out teens on car fenders and wholesome 50's type families who actually watch the screen.

Anyhow, the action never stops after the first part. It's all explosions, gunfire, and production crew misfires, and shouldn't overlook the many topless actresses who are anything but misfires. Speaking of actresses, Rialson and Woronov's characters Candy and Mary are not mocked, being more abused by the quickie industry than lampooned. In fact the opening scenes of the stage-struck Candy getting taken-in by fast-talking operators like Walter (Miller) strike a more somber and realistic note than the movie's goofy remainder. In fact, despite the overlying lunacy, there's a somber subtext: namely, that Hollywood exploits the heck out of young women, making them readily dispensable like Jill and Mary. Perhaps that's not a surprising reality to most of us, but a worthwhile under-current to the tom-foolery, nevertheless.

On a lighter note, good to see real veterans of Roger Corman's drive-in empire getting lead roles here - I'll bet they had fun mocking their past. Anyway, brace yourself for an hour-plus of nonstop action and lots of laughs from a nutzoid look at good-times past at the beloved drive-in.
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6/10
Wildly uneven hit-or-miss spoof
Billiam-416 April 2022
Wildly uneven hit-or-miss spoof of the low budget film industry finds most of its humor by having been produced in the same way the films it makes fun of were made.
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6/10
I was a little lost as to what they were trying to do, other than rush a movie in 10 days
selfdestructo16 April 2022
I mean, all over the place, with footage from other Corman movies wedged in wherever they can get it. Entertaining enough, I suppose. Definitely the kitchen sink approach.

WOW was Mary Woronov a stone cold Amazonian fox back in her day. Has the best interview on the entire Blu-ray, to boot.

Wait, they could've had The Tubes as the band in this?! And I wouldn't have had to listen to the crappy song they used?
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2/10
Hollywood Boulevard was, to tell the truth, not as entertaining as I hoped it would be...
tavm29 May 2020
I suppose if one was a Roger Corman fan and had watched a lot of his movies, one would really get the humor of this one particular one. For the most part, I couldn't since I've only watched just a few of his movies. But since I do know of his reputation of making cheap movies, I was intrigued by how the whole narrative was going and while I didn't think much of it was funny, it did become humorous to me near the end during a scene involving the Hollywood sign. So maybe someday, if I become more familiar with the Roger Corman filmography, I may watch this again and find it more entertaining...
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5/10
A somewhat amusing experiment
davidmvining1 December 2023
Essentially a film school experiment with Roger Corman money, Joe Dante and Allan Arkush created a large bulk of Hollywood Boulevard from clips cut from the existing Roger Corman library while using sets and props that Corman already owned and had available. Made for roughly $60,000, it was a huge, relative success, paving the way for both filmmakers, particularly Dante, to start their careers as directors within the Corman machine. That it's somewhat entertaining is almost a miracle.

Miracle Pictures has lost their stunt girl in an accident that kills her (great way to start a comedy, huh?), leaving a Looney Tunes-like hole in the ground when her parachute fails (footage pulled from another movie) to open during a sky-diving scene. Into this situation will walk Candy (Candice Rialson), fresh off the bus from Indiana and ready to make herself a movie star. Sent by the agent Walter Paisley (Dick Miller, easily the movie's best asset), she's soon introduced to the world of independent trash filmmaking through the writer Patrick (Jeffrey Kramer), prima donna Mary (Mary Woronov), producer P. G. (Richard Doran), and director Eric Von Leppe (Paul Bartel). She gets roped into doing a stunt (footage pulled from another movie), and she becomes part of the troupe.

Of course, what makes the film interesting at all beyond being the first entry in Joe Dante's directorial filmography is that interesting production technique of filming the bare minimum to stitch together footage that Corman already had rights to, and it's kind of amazing how cohesive the film ends up being. I mean, it's pretty obvious where the new footage is and where the old footage gets plugged in (the early scene where Candy gets roped into a heist that suddenly turns into a police chase where the expensive bits, the crashes, are obviously from another film). That being said, though, the decision to make this something of a view of the life of a woman trying to enter the lower end of the film industry allows for these kinds of natural extensions of random footage from Depression era chases to a Southeast Asia jungle gun fight to a futuristic car chase to feel natural.

I think if the film had kept with this largely plotless approach to one woman's look at the lower end of the film industry, it would have been able to become actually interesting. There are even moments where Candy reflects on the meat-like status of her nascent career, especially when she has to film a rape scene, hates it, and then watches it at the premiere (at a drive-in). That it ends up being played for laughs is the film at its most uncomfortable and demonstrates that sort of late-70s anarchism of the lower end of the Hollywood machine that even someone like Robert Zemeckis reveled in at the time.

However, the film wants to have its cake and eat it too, filling itself with gratuitous nudity at the same time. It's an uncomfortable mix that feels like the result of a creative team not really realizing what they're doing or simply not really caring that they're trying to have it both ways because they're too young, working too fast, and too eager to scare the squares to resolve its own internal contradictions.

That being said, it is pretty consistently funny. It has a light heart that leans into the loose nature of its narrative and likeability of its stars to get moving and keep moving, never relying on one gag or series of clips for too long. In fact, I was so caught up in its overall spirit and sense of fun that I thought a bit better of it at a certain point than I did when it was over and the film reminded me that people had been dying in the film and it suddenly became some kind of serial killer/slasher whodunit that comes kind of out of nowhere, veers from left to right without settling on anything, and then just quickly resolves. Eh.

As I said, it was more of an experiment than an actual effort at a narrative film, but that being said, it's surprisingly held together decently while having ideas pop up from time to time and a winning personality along the way. I mean, it's not good, but it's far better than it had any right to be. Plus, Dick Miller is kind of hilarious.
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4/10
If this review is good
jim_8525828 February 2024
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It's a miracle. This is the worst movie I couldn't stop watching. Candice R is a doll and her acting was pretty good. Dick Miller was his classic self. All In all an entertaining B movie if I ever saw one.if you like pretty girls that lose their cloths from time to time this isn't that bad. It has a plot and has some direction. I wonder what Candice thought about it afterwards. Everyone kept up with their acting and there was lots of action. The old custom Corvette was cool and Candice R shooting the 45 tommy gun was fun. She looked like a real trouper and was so pretty. I looked her up and saw she passed away young. Sad but hope is in heaven.
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8/10
Fun for film buffs...
preppy-318 October 2003
but probably nobody else.

A young, beautiful woman (Candice Rialson) comes to Hollywood to become a star. She starts working with Miracle Pictures ("If it's a good picture, it's a miracle") as a stunt girl. Miracle makes nothing but ultra cheap t&a movies. There's the star director (Parl Bartel) who supposedly thinks he's making art and an arrogant diva (Mary Woronov) who wants all the film to herself. Then woman are being killed on the set. Who's doing it...and why?

Film was actually shot in 10 days with directors Joe Dante and Allan Arkush using tons of footage from previous Roger Corman movies. The movie never takes itself too seriously and does have some VERY funny lines. But the plot is way too feeble even at 83 minutes (there's LOTS of padding); the acting is pretty bad (except for Bartel, Woronov and Dick Miller--all having a GREAT time); there is an unnecessary (and stupid) wet T-shirt sequence; there's a very sick rape scene played for laughs (and repeated twice); a very brutal knife slashing and plot holes galore (why DOES that guy at the end have all that stuff about victims in his little shed?).

What kept me watching is the tons of funny little injokes for movie fans. They're way too numerous to mention but they are there. Also it was just released in a 25th anniversary edition and looks just great. Most casual viewers will probably find this dull, stupid and sick--they're right, but it is fun for film fans.

Don't miss the jokes during the closing credits and one right after them.
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5/10
Boulevard of disappointment, sadly Hollywood
videorama-759-85939122 September 2014
If you're a budding actor, especially if you're an Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, you might find this quite engaging, as one girl with promises of fame and stardom, gets off to a bumpy ride, among the streets of L.A. Suffering rejection after rejection, while being used a patsy in a quite inventive and nifty scene, but could she be so stupid one might ask, she secures an agent (Dick Miller, one of few things good about this unimpressive Corman type flick). She suffers the bitchiness, and jealousy that goes with the territory and works with the most uncaring director you'll ever meet. This is is satire, but raises about two laughs, where there's a bit of nastiness to the film. Yes there's some nice babes getting their shirts wet, where being eye candy, where as in reality too, gives you advantage. We have a little bit of violence, tame of course, when matched up against today's standard, where the film does carry an R certificate. On the whole, I found it disappointing, where Candice 'Chatterbox' Rialson, is great scenery, and doesn't do a bad job here. And where there's Paul Bartel, there's Mary Woronov, the actresses around her, threatening competition, who are being knocked off one by one. Have a guess who the killer is? Duh. You don't even have to add up the dots, but the way Woronov bought it was original, and definitely the high point of this insipid and forgettable film.
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9/10
A Patchwork Corman (gotta LOVE it!)
SampanMassacre3 January 2006
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Great film. If you get the DVD you can hear the commentary, and will learn that all of the action sequences are taken from other Roger Corman movies, and over half the film is action. It's basically a send-up on Corman's other films, including THE BIG BIRD CAGE, BLOODY MAMA, and even the biggie, DEATHRACE 2000, and all these films are shown as they are cut into this film, even a roller rink derby girl film that was edited by Martin Scorsese is shown. The plot doesn't turn up in this film until about an hour in, but that doesn't matter. In the meantime you get naked girls, and plenty of. The acting, in my opinion, is okay. The story is good because so many things happen. There is always something new to gander at, to enjoy. Reminds me of reading MAD magazine, and if you have complaints, well, then pick up TIME instead. This is a funny movie as well. It's aware of itself, and that's a good thing. Jeffery Kramer, who plays the deputy in JAWS, is a good actor and makes the film legit. In the credits when his name is shown you can see a JAWS poster in the backdrop. The main actress, first name Candice, is also good. She's no Meryl Streep, but the plot involves a hack actress trying to break into films, and she'll do just fine. Dick Miller plays an agent, and is always fun to watch. And for Miller fans, you get a double dose: you get to see him watching himself in an earlier film, THE TERROR, as he is watching it at a drive-in with the main characters. And the highlight is a song performed by a group called Commander Cody, and is something Zappa, or later, Ween would pull off. Anyhow, watch this movie... heck, even buy it. It's no CITIZEN KANE but it is Hollywood BOULEVARD. Joe Dante (PIRANHA) and Allan Arkush (ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL) direct this master piece.
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10/10
Brilliant parody of 70s B movies.
sonya9002824 April 2009
Lovely Candice Rialson, stars as aspiring actress, Candy Hope. Candy arrives in Hollywood, fresh from the Midwest. Candy is another naive starlet wanna-be, who is determined to carve out an acting career in Hollywood. She gets her wish, and signs a contract with Miracle Pictures. They're a dubious outfit, that churns out sleazy tits-and-ass flicks.

Candice finds herself cast in these low-grade films at Miracle, along with other voluptuous, budding young actresses. Veteran actress for Miracle, Mary McQueen, is a ferocious prima donna. And she doesn't take kindly, to competition from Candy and the other actresses working for Miracle.

Suddenly, several of the actresses at Miracle, start getting murdered, one-by-one. Meanwhile Candy, disgusted by the cavalier attitude of the head honchos at Miracle about the killings, wants to give-up stardom altogether. But Candy also finds her own life in danger, and gets embroiled in finding the culprit, responsible for slaying the other actresses.

Much like the film Airplane was a spoof of all those 70s airport movies, Hollywood Boulevard works brilliantly, as a parody of 70s B movies. Candice Rialson, herself a 70s B movie actress, was perfectly cast for the role of Candy Hope. Who could do better at playing a sexy B movie starlet, than Candice. In the role of Candy Hope, Candice was essentially playing herself. The gorgeous, statuesque B movie legend, Mary Woronov, gave a stellar performance as the villainous Mary McQueen.

This film is a real treat, for fans of both Candice Rialson, and Mary Woronov. These two actresses outshine their costars, from beginning to end, in this film. This movie is a fast-paced, satirical stab at the B movie industry, and the sexploitation films that were the meat and potatoes of it. This film isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's a fun romp, and recommended for 70s B movie fans.
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8/10
What's not to love?
capkronos23 July 2006
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It's a satire. It's an action picture. It's a romantic comedy. It's a T&A movie. It's a murder mystery. It's a horror film. It's a female vigilante exploiter. In other words, it's not an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink epic, it's an everything-and-the- kitchen-sink epic. Allan Arkush (ROCK N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL) and Joe Dante (GREMLINS) obviously set out to parody the low-budget drive-in efforts as perfected by Roger Corman's New World Pictures and they have come up with a doozy here; probably the ultimate in cinematic in-jokes and one of the best of such comedies dealing with the Grade Z film industry. Corman (the uncredited executive producer) and cronies obviously have a great sense of humor to poke fun at the business that is their livelihood. While Hollywood BOULEVARD suffers from sheer overkill, it has enough outrageous, insightful and inspired comic moments to merit it a must for Corman and exploitation movie fans and a probably for general film buffs.

Perky, innocent blue-eyed blonde Candy Hope (Candice Rialson) arrives in Hollywood with stars in her eyes; determined to make it in Tinseltown no matter what the cost. She seeks help from sketchy talent agent Walter Paisley (Dick Miller of course and in fine comic form), and after a few botched acting attempts (one of which implicates her in an armed car robbery and police chase), ends up getting stunt work at Miracle Pictures, a low-budget studio so bargain-basement they churn out a picture a week and whose motto is "If it's a good picture, it's a miracle!" There she meets a slew of colorful characters, including inept director Eric Von Leppe (Paul Bartel), sleazy producer P.G. (Richard Doran), bitchy B-movie veteran Mary McQueen (Mary Woronov, who is perfect in this role), cheerful screen writer/eventual love interest Patrick Hobby (Jeffrey Kramer), weird-o production manager Scotty (Jonathan Kaplan), oft-nude starlet Jill (Tara Strohmeier) and others. A roller-derby star and wanna-be actress named Bobbi (Rita George) has her secret for success down pat; after getting an agent "Then it's just a matter of balling my way to the top!"

After completing a successful car-wreck stunt, Candy Hope is elevated to star status under the new name Candy Wednesday and receives her first major film role in 'Machete Maidens of Mora Tau.' The entire troupe go to The Philippines (where it is cheaper to shoot) and the four leading ladies are immediately asked to "massacre 300 Asiatic soldiers!" The director tries to convince a timid starlet into degrading herself by performing in a gang rape scene; calling it "an actresses dream!" Then it's back to America to start production on the sci-fi film "Atomic War Brides," complete with left-over props and sets from DEATH RACE 2000 (1975). And, oh yeah, someone on the set has turned psycho, is sabotaging the equipment and killing off the cast and crew one by one. A parachute jumper plunges to her death, real bullets are put in a prop gun, car brakes are cut, a king cobra is unleashed, etc.

As you can imagine, there is a hell of lot going on here...We get loads of explosions, machine gun fights, catfights, motorcycle crashes, car chases, car wrecks, topless scenes, film references, alien monsters (Don Post provided the masks), gorillas, special appearances from Godzilla, Robbie the Robot and Forry Ackerman, scenes of Dick Miller and Boris Karloff in THE TERROR playing at a drive-in and even an in-joke nod to ROBOT MONSTER! A gory stabbing death sequence (said to be a nod to Mario Bava) was later lifted and used in such efforts as THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982; which was directed by Amy Jones, who was also an editor for this film), the NOT OF THIS EARTH remake (1988) and SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2 (1990).

The DVD has a special feature called "The Cutting Room Floor," which features trailers for such Roger Corman-produced efforts as BIG BAD MAMA, THE BIG BIRD CAGE, THE BIG DOLL HOUSE, CAGED HEAT, DEATH RACE 2000, NIGHT OF THE COBRA WOMAN and WOMEN IN CAGES. If any of the footage from those looks familiar, it's because Hollywood BOULEVARD borrowed footage from all of them! Also on the disc is an excellent commentary track, cast bios and additional trailers for BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980), PIRANHA (1978) and SUBURBIA (1983).
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