Pipe Dreams (1976)

Bruce French: The Duke

Quotes 

• Maria Wilson : How much should I ask for?

  The Duke : Don't take less than seven hundred a week.

  Maria Wilson : Seven hu--? For a bartender? God dog!

  [whistles] 

• The Duke : I'm The Duke. That's because my old man is rich and I'm not old enough to be King and too straight to be Queen.

• Maria Wilson : You got a lady back in town?

  The Duke : Yeah. But, I don't think I want you to meet her.

  Maria Wilson : Why not?

  The Duke : She's not exactly the kind I'd want to show off in the lower 48.