Annie Hall (1977)

Tony Roberts: Rob

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• [Rob has bailed Alvy out of jail] 

  Rob : Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max.

  Alvy Singer : Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing.

  Rob : Twins, Max! 16 years old. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?

  Alvy Singer : [glum]  You're an actor, Max. You should be doing Shakespeare in the Park.

  Rob : Oh, I did Shakespeare in the Park, Max. I got mugged. I was playing Richard the Second and two guys with leather jackets stole my leotard.

• Rob : You're a total paranoid.

  Alvy Singer : Well, how am I a para-? I pick up on those kind of things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, uh, "Did you eat yet or what?" and Tom Christie said, "No, didjew?" Not, "did you", "didjew eat?" Jew? No, not "did you eat", but "Jew eat"? Jew. You get it? Jew eat?

• Alvy Singer : The failure of the country to get behind New York City is - is anti-Semitism.

  Rob : Max, the city is terribly run.

  Alvy Singer : But I'm not discussing politics or economics. This is foreskin.

• Rob : You see conspiracies in everything.