The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Henry Gibson: Henry Gibson (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
Quotes
-
Henry Gibson : In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
-
Henry Gibson : It is also important to know what to do you when you die. One, do not attempt to drive a car. Two, do not operate heavy machinery. Third, do not talk.
-
Henry Gibson : Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
-
Henry Gibson : This is Henry Gibson saying: please give generously when death knocks at your door.
