The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Michael McManus: Hornung - Plaintiff's Lawyer (segment "Courtroom")

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• Hornung : Mr. Grunwald, in addition to your occupation as a spoon, is it not true that you are a driving instructor?

  Grunwald : No.

  Hornung : Then it is true.

  Grunwald : Yes.

  Hornung : That you're not a driving instructor?

  Grunwald : No.

  Hornung : Your Honor, I object to this line of questioning.

  Judge : Overruled.

  Hornung : Very well, then; I'd like some time to go over my briefs.

  Judge : Please.

  Hornung : [inspects his underwear]  They're fine.

• Hornung : Ms. Filagree, as a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle, can you identify the man driving the blue Buick?

  Rita Filagree : Yes.

  Hornung : Is he in this courtroom right now?

  Rita Filagree : [breaks down crying]  Yes!

  Hornung : Would you kindly point him out to me, please?

  Rita Filagree : I can't do it, I just can't do it!

  [Hornung holds up a dildo] 

  Hornung : Young lady, are you familiar with the penile codes in this state?