The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Branscombe Richmond: Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Quotes 

• Loo : And who are they?

  Dr. Klahn : Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

  Loo : Shanghaied?

  Dr. Klahn : Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

  Prisoner #1 : Where are we?

  Prisoner #2 : I don't care!

  Loo : And these?

  Dr. Klahn : These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

  Prisoner #3 : I don't know who I am!

  Prisoner #4 : Yeah. and I don't drink.

  Dr. Klahn : Guards!

  [moves prisoners] 

  Dr. Klahn : Do you care?

  Prisoner #5 : No.

  Dr. Klahn : Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

  Guard : What do you drink?

  Prisoner #5 : I don't care.