The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Shadoe Stevens: Voice Overs

Quotes 

• Game Show Announcer : Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

• Narrator : Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!

• Narrator : More offensive than "Mandingo". More shocking than "Behind the Green Door". More erotic than "Deep Throat". You will cream in your jeans when you see "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble".

• Narrator : Brutal! Savage! Beyond perversion!

• Newscaster : Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.

  [two commercials later...] 

  Narrator : If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"

• Narrator : Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal the truth about masturbation.

• Narrator : The bizarre story of what happens when high school girls are allowed to stay out after curfew.

  [three chained, bare breasted girls being whipped by a crazed clown]