The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Neil Thompson: Newscaster (segment "Eyewitness News")

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Newscaster : The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

• [last lines] 

  Newscaster : I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

• Newscaster : Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.

• Newscaster : Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.

  [two commercials later...] 

  Narrator : If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"