The World's Greatest Lover (1977)
Fritz Feld: Tomaso Abalone
Quotes
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[Talking to the hotel manager, Tomaso Abalone]
Uncle Harry : I'd like a baloney.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Yes, sir. Right here.
Uncle Harry : Where?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Here.
Uncle Harry : So where's the baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : I'm Abalone.
Uncle Harry : You're a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : That's right.
[Pointedly looks at the camera]
Uncle Harry : Once upon a time there were three bears.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Pardon me?
Uncle Harry : What did you do?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : When?
Uncle Harry : How do I know?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : How do you know what?
Uncle Harry : By practising constantly.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Practising what?
Uncle Harry : Whatever you want. I can't live your life for you.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : What is it we're talking about?
Uncle Harry : Give me a hint.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Who are you, sir?
Uncle Harry : I'm fine. Now where's a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : *I'm* Abalone!
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Uncle Harry : I thought you were the hotel manager.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : I am the hotel manager!
Uncle Harry : You're the hotel manager *and* a baloney?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : That's right!
Uncle Harry : Good. Would you please tell Mr. Rudy Valentine that Uncle Harry is downstairs waiting?
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : And you are, sir?
Uncle Harry : No, I'm Uncle Harry.
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager : Ah, it's you!
Uncle Harry : Gesundheit!
[Turning towards his wife]
Uncle Harry : This guy could drive you nuts!