Michelle Ruff: Fujiko Mine (2003 Pioneer dub)
Quotes
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Fujiko Mine : [gasps] Lupin?
Arsene Lupin III : Alas... only what's left of him.
Fujiko Mine : Hm. What exactly is that supposed to mean?
Arsene Lupin III : [walks to her with a rose] It means, my dear Fujiko, that you are a rose, and I have been pricked by the thorn of your indifference...
Fujiko Mine : "The thorn of my indifference?" Oh, brother...
Arsene Lupin III : [smells the rose] Fatally pricked, and now, almost completely wasted away, my darling.
Fujiko Mine : [chuckles] Fatally pricked, huh? You gotta love karma!
Arsene Lupin III : Yet, there is still one thing that could save me.
Fujiko Mine : What might that be?
Arsene Lupin III : If your petal-like lips would but caress my own unworthy sad ones, I might yet survive, my love.
Fujiko Mine : I would, but you know you'd just prick yourself all over again.
Arsene Lupin III : [throws the rose away] Boy, you're all thorns. And after all I went through to get you that damn Stone!
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Fujiko Mine : [about Lupin and Zenigata] You'd never know they were sworn enemies.
Daisuke Jigen : Like you and him, minus the masochism.
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Fujiko Mine : [referring to Mamo's promise of eternal life] I can't believe it. It was all a lie!
Arsene Lupin III : Maybe it wasn't. I think he was researching immortality...
Daisuke Jigen : He's just another wacky old rich guy.
Arsene Lupin III : Or a clone.
Daisuke Jigen : Say what?
Arsene Lupin III : You said it yourself. The guy had the bucks to pull anything off! Technologically, it's not a big deal anymore. Just a little dab of DNA'll do ya, and theoretically, if you repeat the process over and over again, you - or, successive copies of you - could live forever.
Daisuke Jigen : Well, it certainly would explain the mystery of your dear departed doppelganger...
Arsene Lupin III : And a single strand of my hair is really all anybody would have needed to do it.
Daisuke Jigen : Anybody with a few billion dollars to play with...
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Mamo : The process has its limitations.
Fujiko Mine : Limits?
[Over in a hallway, Lupin talks to a dying older Mamo clone]
Mamo : The transfer of the chromosomal data is never accomplished with complete fidelity. There are... anomalies, infinitesimally small in each case, but the cumulative effect of such - chaotic - pollution... can be observed after only a dozen or so generations, and what you see before you is a 130th generation facsimile. I am but a faint, distorted echo of myself.
Arsene Lupin III : But you were always distorted by your obsession.
Mamo : But is it not... everyone's obsession?
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[Lupin finishes the food while Fujiko sleeps]
Arsene Lupin III : Typical! You all want to be the center of a guy's universe. But as soon as he actually acts like it, it's "Oh, I didn't mean like that. I mean, adoring me is fine, but wanting me's kind of icky."
[He finishes the food and throws down the pan, grabbing a hatchet]
Arsene Lupin III : Well... we can drivel about love vs. desire all night. But I think... we can both agree that you drive me crazy!
[He slashes at Fujiko's door with the hatchet]
Fujiko Mine : Lupin, what are you...?
[Lupin breaks the door down completely and laughs maniacally]
Fujiko Mine : Lupin, now just...!
[Lupin throws off Fujiko's cover and jumps straight out of his underwear, diving up and over in an arc at Fujiko. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting woozy. He lands on the ground beside Fujiko, completely nude. Fujiko gently shakes him]
Fujiko Mine : Lupin? Lupin!
[She realizes he's fast asleep and picks up the medicine bottle she used to drug his food]
Fujiko Mine : I didn't know this stuff was so damn potent.
[Lupin begins to snore softly. Fujiko takes out a transmitter from her bra]
Fujiko Mine : This is all for your own good, lover.
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Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : Okay, you guys! Everybody freeze!
[He runs towards the gang]
Daisuke Jigen : [picking up the unconscious Lupin] Hey, come on! Let's go!
[the gang heads for the docks]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : Hey! I said, freeze, damn it! Just freeze!
[Jigen loads Lupin into a speedboat and Fujiko and Goemon get in with him]
Fujiko Mine : Jigen, get us out of here!
Daisuke Jigen : What do you think I'm doing?
[Jigen starts the speedboat and drives off]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : Stop in the name of the law!
[Jigen doesn't seem to notice that the speedboat is tied to a rowboat with a long piece of rope]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : Oh, yeah?
[He gets into the rowboat on his left]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : You guys think you're so smart, but this time I'm way ahead of ya!
[the rowboat on his right takes off, tied to the speedboat]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : But... How in the hell...? I can't believe it! I'm not beat yet, you hear?
[He starts to row, when the yacht on the right hand side of the dock explodes, sending Zenigata into the water. He surfaces and screams as he sees planes dropping bombs into the water]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : Oh, no!
[He squeals and dives back into the water. The bombs explode. Zenigata clings to a shell, screaming like a little girl]
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[Fujiko freezes Lupin with a spray. He stands, mouth frozen open]
Arsene Lupin III : Hey, Fujiko, what the hell are you doing?
Fujiko Mine : Don't be mad at me.
[She places a flippant kiss on his lower lip and walks away]
Fujiko Mine : Bye-bye.
Arsene Lupin III : [hopping helplessly around] Wait, Fujiko! Hey! Don't go!
[He falls over]
Arsene Lupin III : Uh! Ow.
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[Lupin, strapped to a cross-shaped medical table, yells as a helmet-like object descends towards him. It's placed on his head, and Lupin instantly faints]
Fujiko Mine : Mamo, what are you doing? What is that thing?
Mamo : Actually, it reveals to us the subject's ongoing subconscious thoughts. You know the words. It's a window into the soul of this man whom you esteem so highly.
[He pushes some buttons and images come up on the screen of naked breasts, and Zenigata in a pinup pose]
Inspector Zenigata (2003 Pioneer dub) : [in Lupin's subconscious] Lupin, I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya!
[More images show, of Lupin eating Telepach pop rocks, of a naked Fujiko floating across the screen and of the male symbol inserting its arrow through the female symbol. Fujiko gasps]
Fujiko Mine : Lupin!
Mamo : Prince Charming, indeed. He has the soul of a shallow, dirty-minded little cretin. Now let's proceed to the deepest core of his subconscious. To his dreams, which are the very seat of a man's soul.
[He finds only a black void on the screen]
Mamo : Impossible. It can't be!
Fujiko Mine : What is it? What's happening?
Mamo : He doesn't appear to dream. There's nothing in there! Oh, no! It's just a void!
Fujiko Mine : Is that a problem?
Mamo : It's the mental characteristic of either a complete idiot... or a god!
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Arsene Lupin III : Now, where were we?
[He leans lustfully towards Fujiko]
Fujiko Mine : Hold on, Lupin, I have to tell you something.
Arsene Lupin III : It can wait. Aw, now.
Fujiko Mine : [enjoying Lupin's advances] No, please, I'm serious.
Arsene Lupin III : Come on!
[He tries to kiss Fujiko]
Fujiko Mine : No, stop. Oh...
[She giggles. The two of them end up in Mamo's throne room. Mamo sits at the other end of the room and watches the couple with outrage]
Arsene Lupin III : It's all right, baby. We're all alone.
[Fujiko tickles him]
Arsene Lupin III : No fair! Cut it out! Resistance...
[Fujiko knees him in the crotch]
Arsene Lupin III : ... Is futile.
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Fujiko Mine : [as Flinch carries Lupin over his shoulder to the plane] Hey, you could at least let me dress the guy, you big lummox. What's the matter with you?
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[Lupin enters a courtyard. A pair of hands covers his eyes, frightening him out of his wits]
Arsene Lupin III : [screaming] Let me go, let me go, let me go!
[He backs against the wall and sees Fujiko emerging from behind the staircase]
Fujiko Mine : Hey. Remember me?
Arsene Lupin III : Fujiko.
[He hesitantly steps down]
Arsene Lupin III : Uh... You seem so... I mean, are you okay?
Fujiko Mine : Oh, I'm doing just fine.
Arsene Lupin III : Yeah? Well, I could be doing a lot better.
Fujiko Mine : Aw... That's just pent-up testosterone talking.
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Daisuke Jigen : [seeing Fujiko sitting in the ruins with Lupin, who is lying next to her, unconscious] Fujiko! Is he...?
Fujiko Mine : I can't get him to wake up!
Daisuke Jigen : Come on, man.
[He picks Lupin up]
Daisuke Jigen : Missing all the excitement.
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Mamo : Mr. Lupin likes his games, I see.
Fujiko Mine : What?
Mamo : The jewel he passed along to you is a fake.
[Fujiko gasps]
Mamo : And now he'll learn the price of trifling with Mamo.
Fujiko Mine : Mamo?
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Fujiko Mine : [telling Lupin that Flinch tortured her to make him sympathize with her] I don't care about the damn stone anymore. Just hold me.
Arsene Lupin III : [realizing this is an opportunity for him to possibly have sex with her] There, now. Of course I will, sweetheart.
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Arsene Lupin III : Why, baby, you do love me!
Fujiko Mine : [amorous] Possibly.
