Susan Saint James: Jane
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Quotes
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Elaine : [Louise has just jumped in the water to get the bag of money] I thought you said you couldn't swim!
Louise : [flailing her arms] I can't!
Elaine : [groans] Ok, You'll go get the money bag and I'll save the genius.
Jane : You know, we could split up the money right now...
Elaine : SWIM! NOW!
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Jane : I don't believe it! Mom threw you out and moved a friend in? When?
Max : This afternoon?
[tapping his watch]
Max : thirteen hundred and twenty hours.
Jane : What's his name?
Max : His name? His name is Shirley. Shirley Levine. That's right! Your mother, age 64 has joined The Sun City Gay Liberation Movement.
Jane : But that's impossible. All I ever remember Mom telling me was how much she loved you, and that she would never look another man. Of course she never did mention another woman.
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Louise : Oh, I don't know, there's got to be some way we can make money.
Elaine : We can make porno films and all wear ski masks.
Jane : No, Robert and I got bombed out one night. We put a little "I love you" tattoo on my ankle.
Elaine : [to Jane] Ok, we'll wear masks, you wear socks.
Louise : Come on, let's get out of here.
Elaine : What do you think about a doggy bag for the butter?
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Jane : I know we've only got two days to go, but I don't know why you guys are so mad at me. You know I can't afford a baby-sitter, and Max is at a "Senior Citizens For Reagan" meeting tonight.
Elaine : Jesus, Jane. This is a royal pain in the ass. I mean, tonight's important. We're psychologically testing ourselves by robbing Wheeler's and you bring your kids along. Can't you leave them home just once?
Jane : Are you serious? The last time that I left those two alone Billy took nude pictures of Laurie with his Polaroid and sent them into Playboy Magazine. It's dangerous!
Elaine : Oh, I see. You bring them along on a robbery where they'll be safe!
