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Assembly-line East Coast porn with a hook
lor_23 March 2016
The title is commercial, but otherwise this Golden Age film with a stellar cast is strictly by the numbers. John Christopher was cranking out films willy-nilly at this point and it shows.

Chief gimmick is to show the heroines in flashbacks as underage versions of their characters. Resulting sex would not likely pass muster nowadays, as the kiddie porn definition has been expanded so that performers must not only be 18 & up but now must portray characters that are (stipulated as) 18 & up.

It's not a "porn parody" like the crap being ground out in recent years, only spoofing the "Dallas" TV series in the opening scene where J.R. is getting a blow job from Tiffany Clark on his private plane, as Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" plays on the soundtrack.

Film proper has a reunion of three beauties, telling stories of their misspent youth while attending a slumber party. This sets up sex vignette structure and is loose enough to accommodate any old XXX footage.

Misty Regan gets deflowered by George Payne (way overage in casting) in a Chevy convertible; Tiffany gets serviced by her teacher Ron Jeremy after he shows her a pretend-vintage stag film starring John Holmes; Tara Aire is paired with Sam Fox (cast as a "Rave On" Lady selling cosmetics door to door), humping with a double- dong dildo named "Big Ben".

Misty & Tiff share a story, portraying two joggers humped by Ron Hudd. Misty has another sequence as a waitress, with cum served on a plate of salad, cuing a customer commenting "fabulous dressing".

When they finally run out of stories, Tiff starts masturbating and the trio have lesbian sex together, culminating in a dumb sight gag for voyeur Carter Stevens watching them.

Slim pickings.
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