Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)
William Forsythe: Kenny
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Quotes
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Sheriff Turner : [he and Bentley interrupt the homecoming's band's practice] Uh... whose tangerine Triumph Convertible is that out there in the parking lot?
Triumph Convertible Owner : It's mine, Sheriff. It's gonna be in the homecoming parade.
Sheriff Turner : [crazed] Your ass it's gonna be in the homecoming!
[he and Bentley scramble around the students to capture him]
Band Director : [sarcastic] Don't mind me, you know? What the hell.
Kenny : [walks over to Peggy Sue] Hey, Peggy Sue, what time do you want to be picked up, tomorrow?
Sheriff Turner : [angrily] Picked up? What time do you want to be PUT DOWN? Mess with my daughter and all you'll pick up is your teeth!
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Coach : I want every starter to hit the john between now and game time! Kenny, how's the knee?
Kenny : It'll be all right. Uh, Coach, would you mind if I took some time off from the game? It's just that with Peggy Sue getting crowned and all, I didn't wanna miss that.
Coach : There is no room in this game for sentiment, son. For forty-eight minutes, you're married to that pigskin!
Kenny : I know, Coach, but half-time isn't part of the forty-eight minutes.
Coach : You're all going to be out on the field, during the ceremony. All right, now remember, keep your mind on the game!
Football Player : Like this, Coach?
[Smashes his head continuously with an empty garbage can]
Coach : YOU GOT IT!
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Doctor : [after the doctor tuns over Kenny's body in his car] Uh-oh. I wonder if he's hurt.
[goes over to an unharmed Kenny]
Doctor : Are you all right? I'm a doctor.
Kenny : Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, doc. Listen, I need to borrow your car. It's a matter of life or death.
Doctor : Kiss mine, child.
[Kenny headbutts the doctor and falls to the ground]
Kenny : [getting into the car] You ought to watch your language, doc. I'll probably burn in hell for this, but it'll be worth it.
[speeds off]
Doctor : [helplessly] I've been had.