The Junkman (1982)
Jack Vacek: Jack
Quotes
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Susan Clark : We go down about a mile, there's a side road that cuts through the hills - that'll take us to a Union Road, then it's straight to US101. That way, we can miss all this traffic.
Jack : Another Susan Clark Special Shortcut.
Susan Clark : Listen, this time I have a map.
Jack : Oh, got a map!
Bruce : Oh great, last time she only had a hunch.
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Jack : Real nice, uh, shortcut, Susan. I like the cows. I especially like the bumps.
Susan Clark : Now, Jack, how was I supposed to know this road was going to be bumpy?
Jack : A big-time newswoman like Barbara Walters, now she would have known. She wouldn't take us on a bumpy road like this.
Susan Clark : Yeah well, Barbara Walters wouldn't be working with you guys.
[Bruce and Jack groan mockingly]
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Susan Clark : Well, is this Union Road?
Bruce : Who cares? It's paved! Which way?
[Jack points right]
Susan Clark : Left.
Jack : [groaning] Right...
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Jack : The story here in the "Herald Examiner" says that Harlan was a nice guy.
Bruce : Hmph, well I guess you can't believe everything you read nowdays!
Harlan Hollis : Thanks, guys.
