- Lester: I'm going to awaken you from this earthly nightmare... awaken you to the sweet repose of death.
- [awakened by rock music blaring on the radio]
- Carl: This is a hell of a way to wake up. A cacophony of horse manure.
- [as one personality supplants the other]
- Lester: I shall go to her. Women love me, Caleb. I'm not like you. You're ugly. But I am handsome and delightful. She shall love me, Caleb, as much as she hated you. I am love, total love. I am Lester, and I am alive!