- Dr. 'Tiger' Ninestein: [starts the opening credits] ... Terrahawks! Stay on this channel! This is an emergency!
- Sergeant Major Zero: [after Zero and three Zeroids have landed near the bridge they must destroy] What we need is a length of pipe.
- Dix - Huit: [French Accent] Well, that should not be difficult to find, near a refinery for oil!
- Sergeant Major Zero: So what are you standing around here for, lad? Move yourself!
- [Dix-Huit goes to find a length of pipe, and Zero turns to face Nine-Eight and Nine-Nine]
- Sergeant Major Zero: Always stand up-wind of that one. They do say he puts *garlic* in his lubrication oil!
- [Tiger has been wounded during a battle with one of Zelda's cubes]
- Mary Falconer: How's the arm?
- Dr. 'Tiger' Ninestein: I'll live.
- Sergeant Major Zero: I was afraid of that.
- [Tiger has taken a sip of coffee]
- Dr. 'Tiger' Ninestein: What did you make this coffee with - sawdust?
- Sergeant Major Zero: Certainly not.
- [to himself]
- Sergeant Major Zero: Might not be a bad idea.
- Hawkeye: [after a mid-air rendezvous with Kate] We must stop meeting like this.
- Kate Kestrel: You're nothing if not original.
- Sergeant Major Zero: [Zero and three Zeroids are in front of a length of pipe, which is pointing towards a bridge near the Shale refinery] And that, Dix-Huit, is how we are going to destroy the bridge.
- Dix - Huit: [French accent] Is impossible! You would never get a man to do this!
- Sergeant Major Zero: What? You never heard of them human cannonballs?
- Dix - Huit: [French accent] The humans, they do this?
- Sergeant Major Zero: [Zeroid Two-One reveals he's worried by the tone of Dr Ninestein's voice] Don't worry, lad. There's more than one way to skin a cat, or in his case, a tiger!