The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (1983 TV Movie)
Fairuza Balk: Beth Bradley
Quotes
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Beth Bradley : [to the camera about the Herdman's visit to church] Before the service was over, they cleaned out the collection plates, scribbled on the bibles, and stuck gum all over the pews.
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Charlie Bradley : Mom said Mrs. Slocum was in traction. How can she talk on the phone if she's in traction?
Beth Bradley : What do you think traction is?
Charlie Bradley : Like when they put you to sleep.
Bob Bradley : No such luck.
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Maxine : [referring to a shack exploding] Who said the Herdmans did it?
Beth Bradley : They said they did. Ralph said he was the one that stole the chemistry set from Old Man Johnson's garage.
Alice Wendlekin : Call the police, then they can put Ralph in jail.
Beth Bradley : Alice, nobody's going to call the police on them.
Maxine : Because they're kids.
Beth Bradley : No, because they burned down the jail.