Octopussy (1983)
Desmond Llewelyn: Q
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Quotes
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James Bond : [Q's mechanized version of the "Indian Rope Trick" malfunctions] Having problems keeping it up, Q?
Q : Experimental model!
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[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]
James Bond : I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q : It goes by hot air.
James Bond : Oh, then you can.
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Q : [being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
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Q : [Q is demonstrating a pen filled with acid] Dissolves all metals.
James Bond : Wonderful for poison pen letters...
Q : Pay attention, 007!
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[Q has caught James Bond playing around with the latest liquid crystal TV camera by zooming in on a woman's cleavage]
Q : [genuinely outraged and annoyed] *REALLY*, 007! I do not have time for these adolescent antics!
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James Bond : Ah, Q - how are you?
Q : Most unhappy, 007, thanks to you. How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work? Sent out here at a moment's notice! No proper facilities!
James Bond : Yes, well, you wouldn't have a small piece of thread, now. Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
Q : Ah, they missed you. What a pity!
James Bond : I've also mislaid my PPK.
Q : Anything else?
James Bond : No, that's all Q.
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Q : Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics!
