Angel (1983)
Dick Shawn: Mae
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Quotes
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Mae : Give a man something to suck on and he's happy.
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Mae : Sweetheart, I thought they busted you.
Molly Stewart/Angel : I had porky made out the minute I got in the car.
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Lana : I don't know about you girls but I wanna get the hell out of this town. Somewhere there's clean air where you can breathe. I don't know, maybe Tahiti?
Molly Stewart/Angel : Tahiti? Why Tahiti?
Mae : Because the men use their dicks for oars.
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Mae : It's lean out there tonight.
Molly Stewart/Angel : It's the murders, Mae. It's got the Johns scared.
Crystal : Why should the Johns be scared? It's the hookers that are getting killed.
Mae : Ever see a man try to run away with his pants wrapped around his ankles?
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Molly Stewart/Angel : Do you have any idea what they do to unclaimed bodies?
Kit Carson : No, I don't reckon I do.
Molly Stewart/Angel : Oh, well... I don't know either but whatever it is, it can't be good.
Mae : Well, we better get over there before she ends up in the tomb for the unknown hooker.
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Mae : Remind me never to get murdered!
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Mae : When I was a kid my father warned me. He said, Rachel don't ever play cards with a Jewish dyke. They cheat!
Solly Mosler : Eh, eat my puff will ya!
Mae : Puff?
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Patricia Allen : I meant to ask you... that dress. Saks?
Mae : I. Magnin's.
Patricia Allen : Oh! Stunning.
Mae : Thank you. I got it on sale.
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Patricia Allen : Listen, I don't know whose mother you are, but you're not Molly's.
Mae : I'm not?
Patricia Allen : No.
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Lt. Andrews : You had no business being at the morgue! What the hell did you expect to accomplish?
Molly Stewart/Angel : We've got a right to claim the body. We're the only family she has!
Lt. Andrews : I can appreciate that, Angel, but I don't make the rules.
Kit Carson : You mean to say there ain't no exception?
Lt. Andrews : Look, there's nothing I can do about it. It's the law!
Mae : Then the law sucks!
Molly Stewart/Angel : You people got Lana in an icebox while you sit on your... She needs to be buried, but you don't give a damn! You got no feelings inside! Because you're nothing but a damn cop!
[rises]
Molly Stewart/Angel : Come on, Mae, Kit... let's get out of here!
Mae : Remind me never to get murdered!
[tosses back scarf so that it hits door in front of Kit's face as they leave]
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Mae : Two blind lesbians lost in a fish market. THAT is crazy. Get it?