Oddballs (1984)

Foster Brooks: Hardy Bassett

Quotes 

• Hardy Bassett : Can someone call me an ambulance?

  Kids : You're an ambulance!

• Jennifer : I can be social director.

  Hardy Bassett : But we already have a social director honey, Billy Wankey.

  Jennifer : Billy Wankey! He's a convicted child molester!

  Hardy Bassett : ...and he'll work for free.

• Laylo Nardeen : I'm not sure I understand sir?

  Hardy Bassett : Well th... the moral of... the moral of the story is, don't sniff airplane glue when you're young, It... It's bad for your memory.

  Hardy Bassett : And incidentally I'm having a terrible time with my memory, I cant remember one thing from one second to the next!

  Laylo Nardeen : How long have you had that problem?

  Hardy Bassett : What problem?