Creator (1985)

Mariel Hemingway: Meli

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• Meli : [in the buffet line at a formal party]  I really mean it, Dr Wolper. I want us to get married.

  Dr Harry Wolper : Meli! You still call me "Dr Wolper".

  Meli : So? What's that supposed to mean? When I met you, you were Dr Wolper, and that's the way I got to know you. So don't go making any big goddam deal outta that, too. I'm just a formal-type person. If I were sleeping with the king of France I'd say, "That was very nice sex, Your Highness. Thank you for banging me, Your Majesty."

  [pause] 

  Paul : Now that's what I call respect, fellas.

  [chuckles all round] 

• Dr Sid Kullenbeck : But what good is my yacht? And my Porsche? And my European ski villa - not to mention my reputation as a world class scientist - without having a woman?

  Meli : Oh, that's so true, Sid. Without a good woman there's nothing.

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : [leaning in]  Nothing.

  Meli : But as soon as us lesbians start telling people that and all, they start calling us dykes and cracking jokes about oral sex.

  [pause] 

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : I gotta call my service. Excuse me.

  Meli : Hey Sid. I really hope you find a good woman for your Porsh.

  Dr Sid Kullenbeck : [correcting]  Porsche.

• Meli : Dr Wolper, why do I orgasm all the time, from absolutely everything? I mean, I feel like a goddam battery, charging and discharging and charging up again.... I mean, what guy's gonna feel good about having sex with you if you've already come six times between his ringing the doorbell and my opening the screen door?

  Dr Harry Wolper : Many would think you to be a joyfully lucky young girl. An orgasm is the fun of creation.

• Meli : If I took my pants off I could beat the Green Bay Packers.