Real Genius (1985)

Charles Sweigart: Air Force SP at Gate

Quotes 

• Air Force SP at Gate : IDs?

  Chris Knight : Hey, could you snap it up buddy, we just flew in, we're tired, we're hungry, we rented this stupid car...

  Mitch : Are you out of your mind?

  Chris Knight : Shh. We've got to intimidate these guys. Be cool. It's okay.

  Air Force SP at Gate : You're not on the list.

  Chris Knight : List. We're not on the list. Yeah, that's because we're classified.

  Mitch : Yeah.

  Air Force SP at Gate : [on checkpoint phone in background]  Security. Yes, sir.

  Air Force SP at Gate : Aren't you guys a little young to be technicians?

  Chris Knight : Yeah, well, lasers are a young science... okay, there, fine, you made me say it. Now we're both in trouble!

  Air Force SP at Gate : Look, I'll call the duty officer.

  [guard turns] 

  Mitch : Uh.

  Chris Knight : [calling guard back]  Hey, uh, there, uh, airborne!

  Chris Knight : Don't do that. Listen, if you make that call it's our job: we're four hours late. Give us a break, will ya' buddy? Someday you might be in the private sector too, right?

  Mitch : Yeah.

  Chris Knight : [as guard turns again]  We're dead.

  Mitch : Oh, no.

  Chris Knight : [as guard surprisingly waves them through]  All right!