Howard the Duck (1986)

William Hall: Hanson

Quotes 

• [Howard has escaped] 

  Lieutenant Welker : How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?

  Officer Hanson : It's a duck hunt.

  Lieutenant Welker : Ah, yes, please don't, don't, don't start, please, please...

• Lieutenant Welker : [to Howard]  You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.

  Officer Hanson : Lieutenant - what's the charge, sir?

  Lieutenant Welker : Illegal alien!