Vanishing America (1986 Video)

Rich Hall: Self - Mr. Softee, Paul Harvey, Robert Latta

Quotes 

• Rich Hall : You know Fort Knox; every kid has one. That's the place where the REAL valuables are stored things like baseball cards, candy cigarettes, Pez dispensers, wax lips, the full 110-piece infantry division with the 14 kneeling gunners, and, of course, "Sgt. Fury" comic books.

• Rich Hall : Ever notice that houses are ten times noisier when they're empty?

• Rich Hall : They say that A. R. Asher is the last living Dead Letter Officer in America.

• Kid : Hey mister, where you headed?

  Rich Hall : 404.

  Kid : You ain't walkin', are ya?

  Rich Hall : Yeah.

  Kid : Here, take my car. What the heck.