Salvador (1986)

Jim Belushi: Dr. Rock

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Quotes 

• Doctor Rock : Best thing about Latin women is they don't speak English.

• Doctor Rock : So what's your sign?

  Pauline Axelrod : Stop.

  Doctor Rock : That's really cute. I thought it was slippery when wet.

• Doctor Rock : They kill people here, Boyle!

  Richard Boyle : Do you believe everything you read in the papers?

  Doctor Rock : Yeah I do!

  Richard Boyle : Come on man, you're gonna love it here.

• Richard Boyle : [his wife has left him]  Marriage made in hell... maybe she'll be back.

  Doctor Rock : [indicates the messy apartment]  Sure. Who could leave all this?

• Doctor Rock : [there is a letter on Boyle's door]  What does it say?

  Richard Boyle : 'Fuck you' in Italian.

  Richard Boyle : [sees the room and crumples the letter]  Shit, she's gone back to Italy to her parents. Goddamnit!

  Doctor Rock : That's too bad, Richard. But at least she left the TV.

• Doctor Rock : [about Ronald Reagan]  Can you believe that a straight man to a chimpanzee is going to be the next President of the United States? I mean, doesn't that depress you?

• Richard Boyle : [drunk]  Cathy, talk to Maria. I gotta get Maria back. Just talk to Father Paul, she'll listen to him.

  Cathy Moore : Richard, you're forty-two years old. You're old enough to be her father, forget her.

  Richard Boyle : I'm in love with her!

  Doctor Rock : [also drunk]  I love you, Richard.

• Doctor Rock : You know you come off with this journalist bullshit all the goddamn time, you know that? I haven't seen one article

  Richard Boyle : I wrote a book! "Flower of the Dragon"!

  Doctor Rock : "Flower of the Dragon"? That was ten years ago, Boyle!

  Richard Boyle : It was a big exposé!

  Doctor Rock : Ten years ago! What have you written since?

  Richard Boyle : Articles.

  Doctor Rock : What articles?

  Richard Boyle : I wrote for a right wing newspaper in El Salvador about guerillas.

  Doctor Rock : [sarcastic]  Oh the one in El Salvador? Oh yeah, I read that, my whole family read that! Everyone saw that article, Boyle!

• Doctor Rock : Vietnam, you know, Vietnam? I mean, we invading here, or what?

  Female U.S. soldier : I don't know what you're talking about. I was kinda young during all that. Look I got orders not to speak to the press, okay? And you're weird, so fuck off.

  Doctor Rock : What the hell, I'm not with the press!

• Doctor Rock : That's the biggest fucking needle I ever saw!

• Doctor Rock : [doesn't understand the insults being spoken at him in Spanish]  Yeah up yours too, Jack!

• Doctor Rock : Listen Rich, can I crash at your place tonight? I got no other place to go man, I'll sleep in the shower, it doesn't matter.

  Richard Boyle : You'd better light another joint, 'cause I got bad news for you. I don't got a place. We're evicted, man, we were gonna come stay with you and Miriam...

  Doctor Rock : You mean I gave you my last two hundred bucks and got no place to stay?

• Richard Boyle : You could live in this country for three hundred bucks a year!

  Doctor Rock : [rummages through Boyle's pack]  What the fuck is this!

  Richard Boyle : Mace.

  Doctor Rock : Mace, for what?

  Richard Boyle : Wild dogs.

  Doctor Rock : Yeah, wild dogs, that's bullshit! You've lied to me straight through, haven't you?

  Richard Boyle : You want me to be honest with you?

  Doctor Rock : No!

• Doctor Rock : [waves a beer bottle at the gangsters]  Okay, cocksuckers, how do you like these odds, huh?

  [attempts to break the end of the bottle, but it doesn't break] 

• Richard Boyle : [lying in a hammock with Maria]  How bad is it here, eh?

  Doctor Rock : [points at Maria]  If I had one of those, I'd be better.

• Doctor Rock : [babbles in poor Spanish, trying to buy a drink] 

  Richard Boyle : You asshole. You know what you just said?

  Doctor Rock : What?

  Richard Boyle : You said you'd pay her in two menstrual cycles, you moron!