Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Rik Mayall: Specialist Catering Commander

Quotes 

• Duncan : [collecting the heads of slaughtered SAS people]  Hey, Denzel's had his haircut.

  Specialist Catering Commander : Oh, yeah.

• [repeated line] 

  Specialist Catering Commander : All right, my lads!

• [after the SAS shoot-out at the wax museum] 

  Specialist Catering Commander : You mean to say we lost ELEVEN men... fighting a group of waxworks? I don't fuckin' believe it!

• Specialist Catering Commander : Duncan! Post the heads to their widows. And get the addresses right this time.

• Donald : Can we bring the tiger, sir?

  Specialist Catering Commander : No, we can't bring the fucking tiger! It's more trouble than it's worth!

  [headbutts him] 

• Specialist Catering Commander : Desmond! Put your fucking tiara on straight!

• Specialist Catering Commander : Remember, use subtlety and discretion wherever possible!