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(1988)

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3/10
Fast Gun? Extremely POWERFUL Gun is more like it!
KnatLouie23 November 2004
I watched this movie the other night with a couple of friends, bought it at the bargain-bin somewhere a long time ago, and didn't really feel like watching it right away because of the ridiculous cover of a gun-toting Rick Hill standing in front of a big sheriff-star! And the cover didn't lie, the movie was a complete JOKE!

Summary: In the beginning we see a bunch of hooded thugs robbing a bunch of places apparently guarded by the Military Police, but the MP's look like interns! They have NO soldier-skills WHAT so ever! All it takes to kill them is a slight bash to the head or a choke-hold, that's IT! And the bad guys rob a bunch of weapons, which supposedly is going to be sold to some foreign buyers or something..

The hero is a small-town sheriff (Rick Hill as Jack Stieger), whose partner back in the big city was killed, thus prompting Jack to become a small town cop instead, how sad, aww, let's feel sorry for him, please.

And on top of all that, the town isn't even a real town! It's clearly made by cardboard cut-outs or some sort of super-cheap material that not even hobo's would want to live in! It's all blown to pieces at the end anyway..

Argh, I don't even wanna go on, this movie was so bad, my brain hurts trying to remember it.. but the worst thing about it was the ending:

*SPOILER*

He shoots bad guys with a HUGE machine-gun, I have NO idea how the hell he got it, since small-town cops don't usually have automatic weapons like that, but maybe he took it from some dead guys corpse and didn't want to let it go... but anyway: When he's up against helicopters (filled with machine-gun shooting madmen) or fully loaded freight-planes, he pulls out his smaller handgun and shoots: Once, Twice, Thrice, and BOOOM! The aircrafts EXPLODE!!! What kind of ammo he's been using I don't know, but it CAN'T be legal, that's for sure!

*END OF SPOILER*

All in all, I give this movie 3/10 because: 1: It made me laugh, especially at the ending with the 1-2-3 shot, and the scene when the barkeep comes out of the closed bar to face a bunch of evil looking bad guys, just to tell them: "We're closed"...what the hell was HE doing there, then?? What a moron! The bad guys obviously didn't think anybody was in there until he came out of the shop! They proceeded to beat him up and rob the place of course.

2: Robert Dryer was in it, and he's almost as cool as he was in "Savage Streets"! Plus Kas Garaz is in the film too! That's just a funny name.

and 3: What? Rick's T-shirt is sweating in one scene, and then it suddenly turns all dried up in another scene?? Must've been Robert 'Dryer' who did some kind of magic to it....oh, wait...1-2-3: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3/10
Bang... Bang... Bang... Boom!
paul_haakonsen17 February 2010
Well, right from the start you know what you are in for with this movie. A below average action movie from the late 80's.

At least they meant well, but it was just hard to take the movie all that serious.

Most of the acting wasn't too shabby actually, that counts for something. But of course, in a genre that was flooded with countless movies, only Rick Hill really stood out in the crowd here.

If you decide to sit down and watch this movie, you will be in for some mediocre action and some good laughs (despite the movie isn't trying to be funny). I found many of the scenes to be so far out there, that I could only laugh at it. For me, the best scene was where a helicopter exploded from three shots from the "Fast Gun". That was hilarious!

This is not one of the best movies that Rick Hill made, but if you want something to laugh about with a pinch of action thrown in, put this movie on and just disable your brain and hop along for the ride.

"No matter how fast you are, someone's always faster!"
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7/10
It delivers the goods. It's hard to ask for more.
tarbosh2200010 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
A gang of baddies led by Nelson (Dryer) are going around to different military bases and stealing their guns and ammunition. After hiding their stash, they decide to hole up in the small town of Granite Lake, California. The sheriff of this dusty ol' burg is one Jack Steiger (Hill). He once was a big-city L. A. cop, but after tragedy struck, he retreated to the country. You know the story. His girlfriend is the local barmaid, Julie Comstock (Bakke) and all seems peaceful in the town. That is, until Steiger gets wind of what's going on. Suddenly, in the peaceful town of Granite Lake, Hill has to fend off bikers, baddies, and ruthless CIA gunrunners. Will his skills as a FAST GUN save him now?

While set in the modern day, Fast Gun is clearly influenced by the Westerns of the past. Most of the action takes place on a classic Western street, with perhaps the only modern update being that this street has a video store on it. The plot overall isn't too dissimilar from the Westerns of yore. The difference this time around is that the baddies have rocket launchers and the lone hero has a machine gun! While Cirio has upped the firepower quotient, this is clearly a tribute to the Westerns he must have grown up watching.

In many ways, it follows a tried-and-true Cirio Santiago formula. That's not a bad thing. It's very similar to The Devastator (1986), which also starred Rick Hill, and Final Mission (1984), among others. There are even many names in the end credits stating certain cast members were "Marijuana Runners". There were marijuana runners in this movie? I thought that was the Devastator! Well, it doesn't really matter, because it all comes to a satisfying, explosive conclusion at the end of its wonderfully brief 75-minute running time.

Rick Hill looks a lot like Peter Weller. Or perhaps Stephen McHattie. He inexplicably loses his shirt at the beginning of the final battle and spends the rest of the movie shirtless, sweaty and machine gun-shooting. As all heroes should be, obviously. As his paramour Julie, Brenda Bakke has a fairly thankless role but at least she's pleasing to the eye. We last saw her in Fist Fighter (1989), so it was nice to see her again. Hopefully it won't be the last time. Lead baddie Robert Dryer looks a lot like Paul Koslo from The Annihilators (1985), but we've been assured they're not the same person.

To quote Tesla, "It's a showdown in a no-man's land

For the cowboy of the modern day.

Come on, sundown, don't be hangin' round

'Cause the cowboy will blow you away."

Never mind the fact that this song was recorded before Fast Gun was released. We're fairly sure Tesla was watching Fast Gun and were heavily influenced by it. And by "blow you away", they obviously meant by Rick Hill toting a machine gun.

If you can find the VHS of Fast Gun, we say pick it up. It's short, to the point, and delivers the goods. It's hard to ask for more.
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