I've seen "Chains" before, and if I recall, I wasn't impressed the first time. They're all a bunch of lollypop gangsters, aren't they?
I believe it's a watered-down version of "The Warriors" with a droplet of "Enemy Territory" cordial.
There's a character in this called "The Dead Man." I'm guessing he's the dude who gets shot in the head early in the movie when he's saying, "Can you dig it?" So, one of the Warriors is still being chased by a gang from "The Wanderers," even though the Warriors were vindicated.
Dude looks like either Turbo from "Breakin" or Wesley Snipes; I'm not sure.
Either way, he's cornered by the Boyle Avenue Runners and faints.
Ponyboy Curtis steps up to the plate for his "Warriors" moment, sporting bleached hair that reeks of ammonia, as all the "Gangs of New York" scholars chant like maniacs as Ponyboy's street creed exceeds his reputation after shanking the Socs thug.
Ponyboy initiates the nightmare warrior through torture and branding and is then executed as Sally from "Commando" lurks in the shadows, imitating a neighborhood sniper who's perched up high like a bird and lays Ponyboy out cold with a single shot and no richochet. Meaning it never missed its mark and was dead on. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Thank you.
Ponyboy never even got the chance to ask, "Can you dig it?"
Meanwhile, four preppy upstate undergraduate separatists from "Judgment Night" enter the wrong place at the wrong time, you know how it goes, and venture into Englewood, where they pick up "Cheater," who's got that good stuff they sell in baggies.
Once again, "Chains" rips off "The Warriors" as a carload of barking humans drive around the railway in a mob still seeking out the Warriors.
In a moving moment in the movie, Ponyboy is cremated like Vader, and you can just hear Swayze saying, "I didn't mean to, Ponyboy. Don't go, Ponyboy. Ponyboy, please come back." Or was it, "Stay gold?" Either way, you can just hear that little boy from Shane saying, "Don't go, Shane. Shane, come back. Please stay gold, Shane." But Ponyboy's burned to ash and turned a drab gray color, not gold.
The four idiots from Inglewood, who somehow wound up in Englewood, barricade themselves in a cocaine factory and discover Ponyboy's secret stash of hair bleaching formula.
So, this is what taxpayers in Chicago do in their offtime-form gangs and hunt strangers at night? Hectic lifestyle.
The two preppy Mormon boys draw first blood when they flush some street trash down a toilet, head first, high school style. Dude looked like The Night Slasher, but he's faking it. Better keeps tabs on him even though he bought it by drowning in toilet water.
"Tracey, what happened?" Haphazard line delivery. Do you think you could put some oomph into it, fella?
Tracey cops one from the neighborhood sniper who's perched up high like a bird, but "Cheater" picks him off and delivers an equally sluggish movie line to finalize his point.
Why are they moping about and not bolting a hundred miles and running in the opposite direction to safety? Don't stay mobile; keep moving. The drive from the flashy restaurant to this red zone was only 8 miles.
The movie's so dark, I have to assume that's Segeant Elias creeping around with the box full of light bulbs and candles.
This Chains gang seems like a manufactured bunch of leftovers from the Scullions. They're being bested by the four preppy Mormon crew members who seem to have found their killer instinct and start murdering Sesame Street members left, right, and center while "Cheater" uses those green nuclear balls you see in "The Rock" to eliminate undesirables.
The disc jockey from "The Warriors," who has a smooth voice and ruby red lips, negotiates a deal with the Chains to bring in a hired gun called The Dead Man, and that's confusing as Ponyboy was killed at the start of the movie and burned to ash. Wasn't he The Dead Man?
There's a rivoting scene when Sergeant Elias and "Cheater" face off, and it's revealed that "Cheater" had just cause to sniper Ponyboy from the face of the earth based on an eye for an eye motivation. Ohhhh, so "Cheater's" the neighborhood sniper?
One of the Mormons is taken hostage and used as a bargaining chip, but this snare smells of entrapment to me.
"The Goonies" pirate mascot appears as a warning, or is it a Tampa Bay Buccaneers thing? Could possibly mean they're closer to the treasure?
To make matters worse, either Rambo or Chuck Norris shows up, and he's programmed to kill anything that walks.
Stalking the cocaine factory, The Dead Man displays all the symptoms of that whole, "I don't like Monday's" theory, picks off one of the preppy thugs, and continues to play hide and seek with the remaining victims, whose numbers are dwindling. This guy's just some "That Was Then, This Is Now" night crawler reject from "Savage Streets." Robert Z'Dar should have played the role of The Dead Man.
Only Sergeant Elias and one preppy Mormon girl make it out in the end, and there's no guarantee they'll make it from point A to point B in the daylight either.
Everyone else dies, including The Dead Man and Golden Boy from "The Outsiders." Who would have thought Chicago would be the backdrop for a violent gang movie, being so close to Lake Michigan?
The end.
I believe it's a watered-down version of "The Warriors" with a droplet of "Enemy Territory" cordial.
There's a character in this called "The Dead Man." I'm guessing he's the dude who gets shot in the head early in the movie when he's saying, "Can you dig it?" So, one of the Warriors is still being chased by a gang from "The Wanderers," even though the Warriors were vindicated.
Dude looks like either Turbo from "Breakin" or Wesley Snipes; I'm not sure.
Either way, he's cornered by the Boyle Avenue Runners and faints.
Ponyboy Curtis steps up to the plate for his "Warriors" moment, sporting bleached hair that reeks of ammonia, as all the "Gangs of New York" scholars chant like maniacs as Ponyboy's street creed exceeds his reputation after shanking the Socs thug.
Ponyboy initiates the nightmare warrior through torture and branding and is then executed as Sally from "Commando" lurks in the shadows, imitating a neighborhood sniper who's perched up high like a bird and lays Ponyboy out cold with a single shot and no richochet. Meaning it never missed its mark and was dead on. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Thank you.
Ponyboy never even got the chance to ask, "Can you dig it?"
Meanwhile, four preppy upstate undergraduate separatists from "Judgment Night" enter the wrong place at the wrong time, you know how it goes, and venture into Englewood, where they pick up "Cheater," who's got that good stuff they sell in baggies.
Once again, "Chains" rips off "The Warriors" as a carload of barking humans drive around the railway in a mob still seeking out the Warriors.
In a moving moment in the movie, Ponyboy is cremated like Vader, and you can just hear Swayze saying, "I didn't mean to, Ponyboy. Don't go, Ponyboy. Ponyboy, please come back." Or was it, "Stay gold?" Either way, you can just hear that little boy from Shane saying, "Don't go, Shane. Shane, come back. Please stay gold, Shane." But Ponyboy's burned to ash and turned a drab gray color, not gold.
The four idiots from Inglewood, who somehow wound up in Englewood, barricade themselves in a cocaine factory and discover Ponyboy's secret stash of hair bleaching formula.
So, this is what taxpayers in Chicago do in their offtime-form gangs and hunt strangers at night? Hectic lifestyle.
The two preppy Mormon boys draw first blood when they flush some street trash down a toilet, head first, high school style. Dude looked like The Night Slasher, but he's faking it. Better keeps tabs on him even though he bought it by drowning in toilet water.
"Tracey, what happened?" Haphazard line delivery. Do you think you could put some oomph into it, fella?
Tracey cops one from the neighborhood sniper who's perched up high like a bird, but "Cheater" picks him off and delivers an equally sluggish movie line to finalize his point.
Why are they moping about and not bolting a hundred miles and running in the opposite direction to safety? Don't stay mobile; keep moving. The drive from the flashy restaurant to this red zone was only 8 miles.
The movie's so dark, I have to assume that's Segeant Elias creeping around with the box full of light bulbs and candles.
This Chains gang seems like a manufactured bunch of leftovers from the Scullions. They're being bested by the four preppy Mormon crew members who seem to have found their killer instinct and start murdering Sesame Street members left, right, and center while "Cheater" uses those green nuclear balls you see in "The Rock" to eliminate undesirables.
The disc jockey from "The Warriors," who has a smooth voice and ruby red lips, negotiates a deal with the Chains to bring in a hired gun called The Dead Man, and that's confusing as Ponyboy was killed at the start of the movie and burned to ash. Wasn't he The Dead Man?
There's a rivoting scene when Sergeant Elias and "Cheater" face off, and it's revealed that "Cheater" had just cause to sniper Ponyboy from the face of the earth based on an eye for an eye motivation. Ohhhh, so "Cheater's" the neighborhood sniper?
One of the Mormons is taken hostage and used as a bargaining chip, but this snare smells of entrapment to me.
"The Goonies" pirate mascot appears as a warning, or is it a Tampa Bay Buccaneers thing? Could possibly mean they're closer to the treasure?
To make matters worse, either Rambo or Chuck Norris shows up, and he's programmed to kill anything that walks.
Stalking the cocaine factory, The Dead Man displays all the symptoms of that whole, "I don't like Monday's" theory, picks off one of the preppy thugs, and continues to play hide and seek with the remaining victims, whose numbers are dwindling. This guy's just some "That Was Then, This Is Now" night crawler reject from "Savage Streets." Robert Z'Dar should have played the role of The Dead Man.
Only Sergeant Elias and one preppy Mormon girl make it out in the end, and there's no guarantee they'll make it from point A to point B in the daylight either.
Everyone else dies, including The Dead Man and Golden Boy from "The Outsiders." Who would have thought Chicago would be the backdrop for a violent gang movie, being so close to Lake Michigan?
The end.