The Golden Boat (1990)

Brett Alexander: Doc

Quotes 

• Doc : Forgive him, God!

  Austin : The day God forgives me, I'll shoot myself.

  Doc : Please Austin, don't blaspheme.

  Austin : IF GOD EXISTED, WE'D BE MARRIED, WE'D HAVE CHILDREN, AND BE HAPPY!

  Doc : Hey, what about me?

  Austin : You'd be dead.

  Doc : Okay that's it, kill me, go ahead, kill me.

  Austin : After the serenade.

  Doc : After always 'after'.

  Austin : Why do you have to make such a big deal out of everything? PLEASE JESUS CHRIST! Everythings' has to be such a big deal... . Turn left kid, two more blocks and then a right.

  Doc : It's always the same route!

  Austin : What do you mean the same route, is there another one?

  Doc : There's always another one.

  Austin : You can't be re-inventing the world every day.

  Doc : Yes you can!

  Austin : Yes, but it's very tiring!

  Doc : We have all our lives to rest.

  Austin : You know, you throw back everything I say.

  Doc : That's because everything I say, you said before.

  Austin : In general, well that's the way it is!

  Israel Williams : Left?

  Doc : Yes

  Austin : And slower.

  Israel Williams : What do I do here?

  Austin : What do you mean do now? You're a chauffeur aren't ya, do your job!

  Doc : Easy does it, he's doing us a favour.

  Austin : He's doing us a favour, we're doing him a favour! He's learning what life is, and there's no price on that, yes or no! So cool it!

• Doc : Austin!

  Little kid : He left with some guys.

  Doc : Left? Or was taken away?

  Little kid : There was three of them.

  Doc : There are always three of them. I gotta go.

  Little kid : I'm coming with you.

  Doc : This is not for children!

  Little kid : I'm not a child, I'm a dwarf, I'm 30 years old!

  Doc : Children always say the same.